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Before you arrest me, can I please buy some chicken noodle soup?

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Reads 548
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Parts 28
Time 1h 56m

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"I just want some fucking carrots," Tommy muttered, ducking to avoid a bullet to the head.

Within minutes, the robbers were unconscious on the floor with zip ties around their wrists. Tommy shook them down for money and used it to pay for all the groceries he'd need this week. Of course the storeowner wouldn't snitch--Tommy had just saved his sorry ass.

With that, the blond vigilante skipped home to Ranboo.

"You're eating first, bitchass." He gleefully declared to his slightly frightened roommate. And indeed, Ranboo did eat first.

--

OR; in which Tommy and Ranboo are dirt poor vigilantes trying to provide for themselves and their bedridden best friend Tubbo. And when Ranboo loses his job, Tommy has to go for the next best thing:

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