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Before you arrest me, can I please buy some chicken noodle soup?

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Reads 548
Votes 29
Parts 28
Time 1h 56m

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"I just want some fucking carrots," Tommy muttered, ducking to avoid a bullet to the head.

Within minutes, the robbers were unconscious on the floor with zip ties around their wrists. Tommy shook them down for money and used it to pay for all the groceries he'd need this week. Of course the storeowner wouldn't snitch--Tommy had just saved his sorry ass.

With that, the blond vigilante skipped home to Ranboo.

"You're eating first, bitchass." He gleefully declared to his slightly frightened roommate. And indeed, Ranboo did eat first.

--

OR; in which Tommy and Ranboo are dirt poor vigilantes trying to provide for themselves and their bedridden best friend Tubbo. And when Ranboo loses his job, Tommy has to go for the next best thing:

An internship at the Hero HQ.All Rights Reserved

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Phil watched his assistant turn and walk around the corner, in the corner of Phil's eye he swore he saw a bruise hidden mostly by the gloves Tommy started wearing after accidentally walking into eret who ended up spilling coffee on Tommy who had seemed more concerned about the shirt then the burns he was getting. Phil didn't have a clue on what could be going on, all he knew was his assistant was getting hurt and he had no idea how to fix it. Phil just hoped Tommy will tell him what was wrong soon, he hated seeing his flock members hurt, especially the fledgling. OR Tommy is getting Tommy abused by a green blob and his employers are concerned, not to mention his employers are the three top hero's in the city who have taken one look at this traumatic train-wreck of a child and went 'we want that *yoink* pleasure doing business with ya' and walks off. This was originally made by here_is_a_slippery_snek on Ao3 and i will take it down if they ask me to!

It Runs in the Family - SBI Hero AU by egotistical_ostrich

In the ""wise"" words of c!Ranboo, "choose people not sides." Sometimes, though, you have to choose a side. Tommy's lived in the same town forever, his two older brothers taking care of him and all the other crimes in the city as the top heroes after the death of their parents. From running around town with Tubbo (and maybe Ranboo sometimes) to skipping school (also with Tubbo), Tommy could probably take on the world as long as he had his best friend beside him. However, when you're assigned a side from birth, it's hard not to have enemies...... ~ ~ ~ Mostly Tommy's perspective, some angst so TWs will be listed at the beginning of those chapters. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo are 17, Techno and Wilbur are 21, everyone else is up to your imagination. Updates every other day unless I forget. This is my first story! Enjoy :) - Rix Cover by Tin :)

A Guide To Vigilante-ism By Tommyinnit (edited) by magic_dirt

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SBI+benchtrio Royal AU (Discontinued) by I_love_menandwomen_

( discontinued *edit, I'm so fucking stupid, I forgot to change the discription smh) Hello this is my first ever story so constructive criticism is appreciated but please no hate .Sorry not good at story descriptions. ROYAL AU Tommy, ranboo, tubbo are brothers and was abandoned at a young age. They are now living on the streets. Tommy being the middle but he has to find ways to help his brothers because ranboo has memory loss and tubbo having a hard time stealing for the three's food. But one day prince techno and prince wilbur saw the three hopeless children stealing food for themselves. What will they do

Kindergarten Villainy by AJ_is_Anxious

"Your cheeks are so fucking chubby." A familiar but unfamiliar voice told him factually, a childish giggle escaping from the speaker. With a grumble, Tommy peaked an eye open, seeing Tubbo kneeling in front of him. But... something was wrong. Very wrong. ---- RaccoonInnit is Pog at Villainy returns!!!! (Same universe, slightly different reality!) This time, Tubbo messes up a potion and turns him and his friends into fucking CHILDREN. Now they're forced to go about their villainous ways as tiny forces of chaotic nature. ---- Art Credit for the cover goes to Pebbles_Please on Instagram! (they made this specially for this series and I adore them so!!! Go give them some love!!!)

Delusion by Levelyy_

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a platonic alliumduo fanfic [discontinued] by S0URC4ND7

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