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Before you arrest me, can I please buy some chicken noodle soup?

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Reads 548
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Parts 28
Time 1h 56m

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"I just want some fucking carrots," Tommy muttered, ducking to avoid a bullet to the head.

Within minutes, the robbers were unconscious on the floor with zip ties around their wrists. Tommy shook them down for money and used it to pay for all the groceries he'd need this week. Of course the storeowner wouldn't snitch--Tommy had just saved his sorry ass.

With that, the blond vigilante skipped home to Ranboo.

"You're eating first, bitchass." He gleefully declared to his slightly frightened roommate. And indeed, Ranboo did eat first.

--

OR; in which Tommy and Ranboo are dirt poor vigilantes trying to provide for themselves and their bedridden best friend Tubbo. And when Ranboo loses his job, Tommy has to go for the next best thing:

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Close enough to a hero Innit? (Dream SMP) by NobodySpecialISwear

"You so badly wanted a villain that you made me one, but you should know by now I'm not really a villain I'm not even evil. But history needs a bad guy, and the bad guys always die at the end right? I guess before I go I want to say thank you, even though you have tried to kill me plenty you made my life interesting. And well they are going to take it off anyway might as well make it easier." Tommy smiles pulling the mask part of his suit off before stepping back over the ledge and letting himself fall, gripping the single feather in his on his necklace under his suit to make his last memory one of his best.

Teen Spy by Tigershark14

"I won't take orders from him!" I yell at Bogo. "You have more in common with him than you think." Bogo rolls his eyes. "I don't give a damn!" I yell. "I'm right here." Blondy says. I couldn't help but groan and throw a punch at Blondy. He falls to the ground and wipes the blood from the corner of his mouth. I stomp away furiously. "I'm never going to listen to him." I mutter to myself. *** Hey! The names Annie! I'm seventeen and am a regular teenager that loves school............. HAHAHAHAH. Just kidding! I'm a teen spy that is anything but regular and the only reason I go to school is for sports. I was adopted into the spy business and lost my original team at age fifteen. I haven't teamed up with another team ever since. I convinced my boss to let me do solo missions but he is a little over protective of me. Well, peace out! I got some guys to kill and some shit to blow up! _______ Highest rating: #5 in action (This was created 4 years ago when I was a beginner at writing so sorry if it sucks! My writing is extremely better as of right now)

Thus Always to Tyrants by Icarus_Ash1

this belongs to orphan_account on ao3 " Well, " Tubbo chews his food. Sitting next to Ranboo at the lunch tables as he thinks "Become your own separate hero. Or, well, maybe uh- shit, Ranboo. Word me." "Another word for hero? Well.. vigilante works. But you could get arrested under that title." Ranboo answers, now thinking as well. But Tommy protests before they can. "That would be fucking sick as hell. " Tommy wants to. God he fucking wants to. He's so tired of being a sitting duck at home all day. so he does. and was amazing till it wasn't. // or, Vigilante au where tommy's family are heroes and he isn't.

It's Okay, It's a Strategy (to ensure I remain) by careecentisbored

( One of the robbers rushed towards the two boys only to be stopped by a dart to the abdomen. He promptly collapsed and started writhing on the ground, shouting profanities. "What the hell- what the fuck are in those?" Torpedo stared at Tommy incredulously. "Ink." Tommy smiled. "Dude- that could kill someone-" "Oh. Oops." ) In which Tommy is a vigilante who works as a barista with his best friends, who aren't even aware of his secret hobby. Unbeknownst to Tommy, his friends have secrets as well. ‼️THIS IS ENTIRELY PLATONIC‼️

Kindergarten Villainy by AJ_is_Anxious

"Your cheeks are so fucking chubby." A familiar but unfamiliar voice told him factually, a childish giggle escaping from the speaker. With a grumble, Tommy peaked an eye open, seeing Tubbo kneeling in front of him. But... something was wrong. Very wrong. ---- RaccoonInnit is Pog at Villainy returns!!!! (Same universe, slightly different reality!) This time, Tubbo messes up a potion and turns him and his friends into fucking CHILDREN. Now they're forced to go about their villainous ways as tiny forces of chaotic nature. ---- Art Credit for the cover goes to Pebbles_Please on Instagram! (they made this specially for this series and I adore them so!!! Go give them some love!!!)

A Guide To Vigilante-ism By Tommyinnit (edited) by magic_dirt

I hope you enjoy/enjoyed reading this. It's a Tommy-centric SBI +Bench trio fic. Any needed TWS will be put at the beginning of the chapter, (if i need to add any, please let me know.) Please also feel free to point out any mistakes in the story so I can fix them. Also, ==== is a pov shift, and ~~~ is a timeskip. i will be editing wilbur out of this story as soon as i can. // Tomathy Danger Kraken Innit Beloved Underscore (objectively the best vigilante around) tries to rob a hero. Found family (+trauma) ensues.

• Under Cover • by gunsgopew_

• SLEEPY BOIS VILLAIN AU • "Tubbo! We have a job for you!" "What is it?" "We need you to go undercover for us! And get information on the Sleepy Bois" "Wait why me?! Aren't their better people?" "No, you are the easiest to talk to. Just say hi and they will love you." "Okay, I'll do it. Dream" ------- Dream has asked Tubbo to go undercover to get information on the villains in town the Sleepy Bois. What will happen when Tubbo gets attached? Will he keep on selling out the Sleepy Bois? Would he betray Dream? ----- THIS STORY IS BASED off of one of Smol_Celestial15's oneshots called 'befriend the enemy' go check them out! • This will have spelling mistakes •

No, your not fine (A cause for concern) by sarca_love

Phil watched his assistant turn and walk around the corner, in the corner of Phil's eye he swore he saw a bruise hidden mostly by the gloves Tommy started wearing after accidentally walking into eret who ended up spilling coffee on Tommy who had seemed more concerned about the shirt then the burns he was getting. Phil didn't have a clue on what could be going on, all he knew was his assistant was getting hurt and he had no idea how to fix it. Phil just hoped Tommy will tell him what was wrong soon, he hated seeing his flock members hurt, especially the fledgling. OR Tommy is getting Tommy abused by a green blob and his employers are concerned, not to mention his employers are the three top hero's in the city who have taken one look at this traumatic train-wreck of a child and went 'we want that *yoink* pleasure doing business with ya' and walks off. This was originally made by here_is_a_slippery_snek on Ao3 and i will take it down if they ask me to!

a platonic alliumduo fanfic [discontinued] by S0URC4ND7

Did the first 3 chapters WITH character ai. The rest by myself. This is a platonic allium duo fanfic with some bits of tntduo, sbi, cricket crew, bench trio, and dream team. PLEASE TELL ME A GOOD NAME WHEN YOU READ THIS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO NAME IT!! I change this books wording a lot so if you want to read this I just wanted to inform you (if you dont like this please leave dont say hate comments or anything) stuff I should tell Ranboo hides themself from being half enderman with make-up and hasn't told anyone just tubbo that their allergic to water. (No one knows that ranboo is an enderman until later on) They can switch through the real word and the SMP world (ALMOST EVERY CHAPTER IS 3RD PERSON!!) if there is spelling errors please tell me I will try to fix it as soon as possible!! (sorry if this is shitty I haven't done something like this!) this is mainly for my enjoyment! anyway enjoy or not! 🦗🩹 #4 in Bench 4/26/23 #2 in Bench 5/4/23 #69 in Alliumduo 6/19/23 Start: 4/9/23 End: 6/7/23

The Downcast of Today by AnUnstableMCYTAddict

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Close enough to a hero Innit? (Dream SMP) cover

Thus Always to Tyrants cover

It's Okay, It's a Strategy (to ensure I remain) cover

Kindergarten Villainy cover

A Guide To Vigilante-ism By Tommyinnit (edited) cover

• Under Cover • cover

No, your not fine (A cause for concern) cover

a platonic alliumduo fanfic [discontinued] cover

The Downcast of Today cover

Close enough to a hero Innit? (Dream SMP)

"You so badly wanted a villain that you made me one, but you should know by now I'm not really a villain I'm not even evil. But history needs a bad guy, and the bad guys always die at the end right? I guess before I go I want to say thank you, even though you have tried to kill me plenty you made my life interesting. And well they are going to take it off anyway might as well make it easier." Tommy smiles pulling the mask part of his suit off before stepping back over the ledge and letting himself fall, gripping the single feather in his on his necklace under his suit to make his last memory one of his best.