You know, I have spent my entire life learning that everyone lies. But there's one thing I wish someone had warned me: even your mates lie. Even people you think you know lie. Even people who you expect the worst from manage to surprise you. It's all a lie, the moments you cherish because of a person. You've literally lived your entire life, which you know so much about, but it's all a lie. How do I know that? Well, I've lived it, I think...