Incorrect Ramayan Quotes (and shorts and PoA extras)
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Did Shatrughan actually dupe Bharat into buying him a palace? Was Lakshman actually adopted from Asmaka? Is Ram currently banging his head on the door because the twins have struck again? I don't know. But this book sure does.
Incorrect Ramayan Quotes is a compilation of incorrect quotes, jokes, a lot of author's notes to make myself relevant, and little shorts!
Note: This book is meant to be funny and not harm anyone's feelings. In addition, there are some serious parts, and those will be marked with (***) for identification.
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