This is a joke Twilight fanfiction written for my friends who have never read or watched twilight. Also, yes you read that correctly, its Jared, not Jacob. ITS A DIFFERENT CHARICTAR! Jared is apart of the werewolf pack in the book, why did I choose him for this story? I didn't, you can thank my friend for that. Also this is an alternate universe eclipse so it takes place a few months after new moon. Enjoy the weirdness! XOXO, your mom