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Kidnapped By Idiots (Rewritten)

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Time 2h 21m

KK_Loves_Icecream

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Walking alone in the morning to get to my class. I didn't expect three things to happen:
#1- I get kidnapped.
#2- The people who kidnapped me are idiots
#3- I get free tacos

What could go wrong?

Oh yeah...

Everything.

REWRITTEN VERSION OF KIDNAPPED BY IDIOTS - V1All Rights Reserved

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Ask the Sinners by KittyKes

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