𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘 - ANGEL !! - Wattpad

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘

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After the Battle of Las Nevadas, Wonder and Techno thought they were safe from all harm, but this was not the case. A mysterious man was revealed to have worked with Quackity, and he was far less lenient that the casino manager had been. After an assassination attempt, Wonder began to realize that she would have to gather her old friends in order to take down the mysterious man and destroy his evil 'project'. Destruction is caused, lives are lost, and brain cells are, again, dissolved into oblivion in this sequel that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy."

Here it is, the long-awaited sequel! I guess this is a series now?

If you haven't, please read the first book in the series before reading this one: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy

TWs: Swearing, blood, and character death.
I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- is in this story too, they asked to be in it. They've helped me out in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine.

Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. 

For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy.

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