batjokes oneshots
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Last published Thu, Dec 26, 2024
NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME!! ALL CHARACTERS MENTIONED BELONG TO DC!!
a collection of batjokes stories.
currently hyperfixated on them right now, so tell my ADHD thank you.
CW for blood and some violence
it might get a little s a u c y 😏
YOU can also suggest ideas and plots! inspo is always appreciated here!
Enjoy!
cover credit: @_o2njin on twitter!!
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