I HAVE A OVER PROTECTED MOM😲

Hi my name is joanne and im 18 yers old i live in California but i was born in U.S.A and i remember when i was a kid i went outside to play with my friends and 5 minutes later... my mom found me and she picked me up then she said "what did i tell you not to go outside!" and i said "i want to play with my friends mom"
and she said "NO, WHAT IF SOMEONE KIDNAP'S YOU" well.. My mom is really creepy but lets go back in the story it was night that day and i run upstairs then i go to my room and play with my toys and mom was finding me because she thought i was kidnapped or i went outside and i was lost then she yells "WHERE IS JOANNE!" my dad replied to my mom "shes in her room and stop yelling like a goat" 🐐 my mom said "shut up edward" SHE RUNS UPSTAIRS FAST AS SHE COULD AND I PUTTED A LEGO IN FRONT OF THE DOOR AND my mom was runing fast she stepped in my legos on the floor and the worst part I said "HAHAHA mommy slipped byee im running out of time follow for part two