Насмешливые инвективы 1
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Ongoing, First published Nov 07, 2021
Ideas, of course, are leading, but they bring you, as a rule, up to places not so distant.

Amoebas, like us, are altruists. They also divide themselves.

Nowadays, the age is not a hindrance for ladies, up to Alzheimer's disease, when they themselves forget about it.

Husbands become if there is no strength as you want to be under the skirt.

If the brain boils with indignation, you need to add bay leaf into it.

Lilliputians are arrogant because they pride themselves on their closeness to roots.

The head, getting heavier from the influx of thoughts, is undeniable evidence of their materiality.

Sluggards, unlike other idiots, do not wish to repeat themselves.

The stomach withstands the vow of silence only until lunchtime.

Dreams confirm that life does not sleep even in a dream.

Trees demonstrate us a model of stability until they are used for firewood.

Satiety, like hunger, is extremely harmful for the development of the mind, if there is one.

Marasmus is the expected result of last life efforts.

The answer "is" is nothing more than a demonstration of idiotic readiness to be eaten by an army machine.

The door was invented for intercourse of external freedom with internal freedom as needed.

Fat people do not reflect that they will be the first victims of a hungry future.

You can stand to the last, or you can run away, at least as the last.
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