BEST JOKES EVAH

"လူကြီးတွေ စီစဉ်နေကြပေမဲ့ ညီမလေးကို အကိုကြီး လက်မထပ်ချင်ဘူး..." "ဟမ်..." ဖူး မှာ ရှက်ရမှန်း နာရမှန်းကို မသိပဲ အံသြရင်း နားမလည်ခြင်းကိုသာ ခံစားခဲ့ရပါသည်။ "တကယ်ပြောနေတာ...လက်ထပ်မိရင် မှားလိမ့်မယ်...ဖူးလဲ့ရည်..." "ဟင်..." "လက်ထပ်မိရင် ငါတို့ သူစိမ်းဖြစ်သွားလိမ့်မယ်....ရန်သူတွေတောင် ဖြစ်သွားမလားပဲ...ငါ့ကိုငါလည်း ခွင့်လွှတ်နိုင်မှာ မဟုတ်ဘူး..." အဲ့အချိန်တုန်းက တမင်ပြောတာလို့ တွေးနေမိပေမဲ့ အခုတော့ တကယ့်စိတ်ရင်း အမှန်မှန်း နားလည်ခဲ့ပါပြီ..။ ♡--------------♡

✧ 𝑠𝑜, 𝑏𝑦𝑒-𝑏𝑦𝑒, 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑖𝑒 ✧ 𝗞𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗬𝗡 𝗩𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡𝗦𝗢𝗡 was easily the most brilliant woman of her time.

Avery and Malakai Scott are 16 year old twins who have been abused their whole life by their mother and step father. Avery and Kai are barley just surviving, relaying on drugs, self harm, fights and having each other to survive. What happens when one day their whole life turns around. They found out about their mother's lies and that they have family who they never knew about. What happens when Giovanni Moretti finds out he has another son and a daughter who he never knew about. He's 9 sons who now have a another brother and finally a sister. Will the Moretti's give the love and protection that the twins never had growing up, one thing is for sure their lives are about to change forever. But trust isn't easy, and healing even harder. Can broken people build something whole together? And will they survive being part of the Moretti bloodline, or be destroyed by it?

Teenage years are supposed to be the best time of your life. Have fun, break the rules, fall in love, just living your life to the fullest. Your last chance of being carefree before adulthood, a time period where your greatest worry is school. That's how it is for everyone, right? Wrong. Athena does not live her life to the fullest and she is certainly not problem free. Being on the run after she escaped her orphanage, she has to survive while being responsible for the life of her little brother, Noah. If only her eighteenth birthday could come faster. That's when she'll be able to live a normal life. Until then she is left alone to take care of herself. Or maybe not. Athena has brothers. Five of them. She hasn't lived her whole life in an orphanage and she wasn't left there by her parents. She was taken, abducted. What happens when the siblings finally reunite? ----------- There are hundreds of mafia stories on wattpad, I'm gonna try and make this one as original as I can but I don't make any promises. Trigger warning: guns, death, torture, panic attacks, anxiety attacks

"fucking save her or i am not letting you or your whole family see tomorrow's sunrise" *** "your wish is my command, my little girl" *** "dada.. see dom ate my strawberries" *** "what are you doing, sweet girl?" "uh..hh" she looked up innocently startled and saw her brothers watching her. there she sat on floor eating berries cutely. *** "am i going to die, mom?" "no baby no you're my strong girl, nothing's gonna to happened to you" "i will make sure, baby" *** "Nono, am i bad girl" "no, my angel, you're very sweet and good girl, that's why you're my angel" "Who said that to my little angel?" "so i can kill him brutally for saying this shit to my little angel" *** meaning of tittle: NAUGHTY LITTLE ONE photo in cover is not mine but cover was made me. so, credits to owner. thanks~

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

Disclaimer: This story is not my original work. I have uploaded it here solely for personal, offline use. Yun Xiaoxiao was knocked unconscious by her phone and transmigrated into a female supporting character in a tumultuous era. The original character abandoned her family to return to the city and was accidentally killed by her abusive husband. With the Golden Finger shopping app in hand, Xiaoxiao could buy whatever she was lacking and raised her two kids plump and healthy. But when she wanted to divorce the male lead and live a wonderful life alone, the male lead was suddenly unwilling! Male lead: "Wife, I'll make sure you have a good life." Da Bao: "Mom, I will honor you well." Xiao Bao: "Mom, don't leave us, I can be cute." The father and sons acted pitiful, just trying to keep her, who had crossed over. Back, back, back... You belong to the Main Female Character, not to me, the female supporting character.

✧ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟, 𝑖 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 ✧ 𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 know who she was. she was adopted when she was twelve, and before that, she didn't have a family. no one knew who iris was, because she didn't even know herself. it took one special summer, one adventure with the pogues, for iris to know what it was like to have friends, a real family just for her. jj maybank and john b routledge brought sarah cameron's shy kook friend into their group, introduced her to a life full of light even brighter than the sunshine she radiated. 𝐉𝐉 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝑥 𝐎𝐂 𝗈𝖻𝗑 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝟣－𝟦

"သူက သူစိမ်းမှ မဟုတ်တာ..." "..............." "အဟင်း..ငယ်သူငယ်ချင်းလို့ပြောရမလား..အတန်းတူတက်ခဲ့ဖူးတဲ့ အတန်းဖော်လို့ ပြောရမလား...ဒါမှမဟုတ်..ရန်သူတွေလို့ပြောရမလား..တစ်ခုခုပဲ...." ════•❤ ☾⋆*･ﾟ❤•════ ယောက်ျား တစ်ယောက်ရဲ့ မျက်စိအရသာ တွေ့ဖို့က ကိုယ်မဖြစ်နိုင်မှန်း သိပြီးသားပါ..။ ခုလို တရားဝင်ကြားရတဲ့အခါကျတော့ အောင့်သက်သက် ရယ်ရတာပေါ့လေ..။ ခုမှ မဟုတ်ပါဘူး..။ ငယ်ငယ်ကတည်းက ရုပ်ဆိုးတဲ့ ဆုကို သူငယ်ချင်းတောင် လုပ်ချင်တာ မဟုတ်ပါဘူး..။ ════•❤ ☾⋆*･ﾟ❤•════ "ဟား...ငါ က မိန်းမတွေရဲ့ မျက်လုံးကို ကောင်းကောင်းဖတ်တက်ပါတယ်ဟ..ငါ ငယ်ငယ်ကတည်းက ငါ့ဆီက တစ်ခုခု ယူချင်လို့ ကပ်ဖားကြတဲ့ လူတွေမှ အများကြီးပဲ..နင်လည်း ပါသားပဲ...အဲတော့ ခင်ခင်က လိုချင်ပေမဲ့ နင့် အရှိန်အဝါကို ကြောက်နေရတယ်ဆိုတာ ငါသိတယ်..ငါက နင့်သူငယ်ချင်း...နင်က သူ့ရဲ့ အစ်မဆိုတော့ ယူလို့ကောင်းပါ့မလားလိ

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