BEST JOKES EVAH
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  • Time 53m
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Disclaimer: I do not own this story, this is just and heavily edited MTL. Full title: Stockpiling Supplies and Raising a Child in the Post-Apocalyptic World by Drawing Cards Original tittle: 我靠抽卡在废土世界囤货带崽 Raw: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=7917194 Author: Luo Xiaopai (洛小湃) Article1: When Lin Ran wakes up, she finds herself transported into a post-apocalyptic novel from a pink-themed website, becoming one of the many doormats of the female lead, Mo Shuyu. However, Mo Shuyu merely uses her. After a base where Mo Shuyu resides falls to ruin, Mo Shuyu brings her child to seek refuge with Lin Ran. Lin Ran thinks her happiness has finally arrived, but little does she know that Mo Shuyu is already involved with the leader of her previous base and plans to have Lin Ran eliminated as soon as possible. During a zombie extermination mission, Lin Ran is "accidentally" shot and killed by her own people. Even in her last moments, Lin Ran wonders who will protect Mo Shuyu and her child once she's gone. Reading this story, Lin Ran is baffled. It's the apocalypse, and she's still being a doormat? No wonder she met an early demise. Lin Ran decides she won't follow the original plot. Why should she care about Mo Shuyu's fate? Stockpiling supplies and honing her skills are far more important. Ignoring the female lead's affairs, Lin Ran spends her days busily buying and preparing. When the apocalypse arrives, Lin Ran alternates between staying home, enjoying her stocked supplies, and going out to kill zombies, using randomly drawn cards for survival. Her days are busy but fulfilling. However, she notices the mother and daughter living across the hall seem quite pitiful, so she often leaves them some food. The little girl always thanks her with starry eyes. As Lin Ran gradually becomes acquainted with the woman and child, she learns that the woman is none other than Mo Shuyu. Lin Ran's attitude towards them turns icy. Rest in the inf