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God's Gone AWOL

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Reads 3,856
Votes 716
Parts 121
Time 30h 44m

Mature

Bentley Hellbourne was the worst demon in all of Hell. Good thing she's dead now... right?

Her death at the hands of her angelic arch-nemesis ended the war between Heaven and Hell. And now, eighty-five years later, the world is finally getting used to its current state of balance. But when Bentley inexplicably comes crawling back from her grave to wreak havoc once again, the structure of the four realms instantly comes crashing down.

After reuniting with his formerly deceased rival, low-ranking angel Atticus pash de Ophaniel finds himself caught up in a wild tangle of adventures. From babysitting Lucifer himself, to discovering horrible truths about his own existence, Atticus is forced to acknowledge the trauma of his past. And in doing so, unearths memories of a long-lost friendship held between himself and the person he always thought he hated the most.

[This is an LGBTQ+ urban-fantasy resurrection story mixed with some historical fiction and traditional Judeo-Christian lore. It's what would happen if Mo Dao Zu Shi met Good Omens and Supernatural.]

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