Whatsapp Status Funny Quotes
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Stewart6574
Ongoing, First published Dec 24, 2014
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Whatsapp it truly a hype which has gripped a huge popularity in the world. People tell about what happens to be in their mind either by updating a funny quote or maybe a status that recognizes with the happenings in their lives or possibly a status dedicated to a loved one. 

1.	God makes you 'best buddies' when He is aware that your parents might not be able to handle you as siblings.
2.	If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge my phone, I would be really slim.
3.	Do not be mistaken and consider me as being 'judgemental'. I just happen to have excellent assessment skills.
4.	An intelligent man invented Whatsapp, his spouseincluded the 'Last Seen' facet with it.
5.	Yes right now 'blue ticks' on Whatsapp technically indicates 'read'. As though 'Last Seen' did not result in enough damage.
6.	You cannot stay angry with your best friend for long given that you have got important matters to tell them.
7.	Do not put an accusation on me of stating rude facts to people. I just tend to describe them precisely.
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Ishq Ki Kahani cover
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Alexandra

76 parts Ongoing

After her grandparents death, 16 years old Alexandra is forced to move in with her half-brothers, who had no idea about her existence.

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