started out as a crackfic me n my friend wrote, now uh....unclear. neither of us have actually played the game, and we are both severely mentally ill. there will also be a lot of profanity. anyways, this takes place in an au where everything is pretty much the same, but the second time you look at the statues, they're shirtless :) (this doesn't affect the plot lmao) update: i was wrong. this is an au, but not one involving shirtlessness (theres like one part where the shirtlessness does come into play, but *only once*) anyways im not sure what this fic has evolved to lol *all credit to the original artist* (if you know who the original artist is, please leave their name in the comments of the beginning chapter so i can properly credit them!)