Non-Fatal Hanahaki AU. Feelings are fair game for nine months out of the year, but God forbid you develop a crush during Hanahaki Season; three months of coughing up petals just because you're in love with someone who doesn't love you back? It's a damn inconvenience. You haven't had an active Hanahaki Season in the four years since you started YouTube and, you think that since you're in quarantine, not going outside, not meeting new people, you'll be fine this year, too! Except that you start playing Among Us with a group of people you've never met before, friends of friends, including the elusive Corpse Husband, who's kind, and funny, and may be flirting with you, but you're not quite sure. The point is, you make friends with him, not expecting much beyond a streaming buddy, but then you get talking more often, chatting and joking at all hours in DMs, he's calling you sweet nicknames on stream and you wake up on the first day of your Season coughing up flower petals, cursing yourself for falling for a man whose first name you don't even know!