just absolute crack idk
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MatureOngoing11m
Last published Wed, Dec 15, 2021
uhm so my friend is like literally y/n and we joke about it all the time, so i decided to write a story about her.
just so you guys know, this is all satire and a joke. i promise i do not actually write like this.
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