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"GUARDIANS" {BTS FAN-FICTION}

Shook-Like-Kook

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Reads 154
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Parts 7
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Shook-Like-Kook

bts comedy fanfiction god thriller

"So we get to be the next guardians of the galaxy or what?"
"Imma shoot all of 'em!"
.......................
*cricket chirping noises*
"And that's why y'all cant talk to god directly.So stupid!*facepalms for the nth time*
"So....You are not god?!?"
"UGH!Shut up and listen will ya?"
*awkward silence*
*cricket chirping noises*
"Helloo?..... say something!"
"Well i thought you said us to shu-
"Gosh!Why has god even appointed as you guys as the guardians?!"


Read the book to find out more!*wink wonk*All Rights Reserved

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