"I love you Alex Turner, I'm absolutely positively in love with you, you're shitty poems and you're fantastic music."
"I thought that you said love was for losers."
"I love you Alex Turner, I'm absolutely positively in love with you, you're shitty poems and you're fantastic music."
"I thought that you said love was for losers."
"Anyway if we did sleep together you would of remembered it."
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"The only thing I'll be remembering Alex, is how ridiculous you look right now"
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It's amazing what a night out can turn into... l...