Carl Azuz finds himself in a real problem after finding himself going to a bar, getting drunk and walks in on Dora the Explorer making out with EMO Nick Wilde. they start attacking him over that, pissing off the pissing god. God comes down mid-piss and once he lays his eyes on Carl, he realizes something he's never felt before, and Carl does as well. Will this new feeling blossom into something else? Or will this end in catastrophic failure? Join Carl in his adventure, while he meets new people, feels new things, and tries to find out his own truth.
My first post on the site- I'm so sorry.
INCLUDES:
Every single person that comes to my mind (That Vegan Teacher, Dora the Explorer, Teletubbies, Steve from Minecraft, Nick Wilde, EMO Nick Wilde, Shrek, Barrack Obama, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Jesus, God, Penis Man(?), Elmo, and possibly more.)
Enjoy this mess.
As Claire aims to leave her oppressive stepfamily behind, she befriends Zion. Will he be her ticket to freedom or a distraction in achieving her dreams?
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Claire Olsen has had a crush on Zion Petrakis since the first time she laid eyes on him, but he never noticed, instead only having eyes on the school's it girl, Maddie Jennings. Knowing she couldn't compete with Maddie, Claire hid her feelings for Zion, satisfied with admiring him from afar. However, when a series of events led Claire closer to Zion, her feelings for him grew from infatuation to love. And despite fighting hard to keep her feelings contained by distancing herself from Zion, he was determined to show her that he's earned a spot in her life.
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