Cynical Cryptids (a text-based object show)
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Just a regular silly fun object show, no reason why it's called "Cynical Cryptids".
No. There's no eldritch abominations waiting for you out there.
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Whatever you do, don't try to uncover its roots. It's not worth it.
Laserbeams from outer space... converging on my mutant face...
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Cynical Cryptids is a text-based, sci-fi horror fantasy in which a very unfortunate lemon finds some... very unfortunate beings.
NO, this is NOT a fanfic. This is an original story made by yours truly, Skippergears.
Content warnings include: body horror, gore, occasional swearing, cults, amalgamation and manipulation.
If you couldn't tell already, this is largely inspired by Homestuck and HfjONE.
-♤Skippy♤
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