No One Will Die This Time
  • Reads 43
  • Votes 3
  • Parts 3
  • Time 1h 19m
  • Reads 43
  • Votes 3
  • Parts 3
  • Time 1h 19m
Ongoing, First published Nov 14, 2021
Gather fourteen of the greatest wordsmiths of all time and what do you get? Pure and utter chaos. And, apparently, murder. Edgar Allan Poe didn't think that what had happened at his first dinner party could ever happen again, but he could not be more wrong. Join Poe for a night of mystery, drama, and chaos as he once again simply tries to survive.

Disclaimer: Poe Party and the characters featured from it are the intellectual property of Shipwrecked Comedy. Also there will be death.
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