Junior Killer

"Chop Chop. I don't have all day" My instructor scolded me. Yes you do. All you do is sit on your bum 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. No wonder you have absolutely no buttocks fat. It's wierd to think of you with butt fat in general. Ew. My brain can not comprehend that no matter how hard I try that's how wierd you look.
(COMPLETED. SEQUEL COMING)