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'' No Joking Matter.. ''

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Parts 2
Time 7m

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|| DRAWING IS NOT MINE, I SIMPLY PUT TEXT OVER IT AND ADDED A LIL SOMETHING. :) ||
Wanna do a BatJokes thing cuz I'm bored as shit. Apologies to the readers I have who are reading FeatherFlash, I promise I will work on that story more, I just wanna do something else for the time being. With that said;



|| THIS STORY INCLUDES DETAILED VIOLENCE, R@PE, S3XUAL SHIT, CUSSING, (Maybe) SMUT, AND THINGS SUCH AS SU!CID3, ATTEMPTS, $/H, AND BASICALLY A LOT OF STUFF. ||

Joker has always hated a lot of people, Batman having known as his rival "insufferable".
But what happens when Joker is met with another harsh reality of the world? Leaving him painfully vulnerable, with only the care of either Batman.. or Gotham Asylum.All Rights Reserved

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