A Werewolf's Holiday

A Werewolf's Holiday

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Complete Fri, Dec 26, 2014<5 mins

christmas dark horror humor poem

A nice, short Christmas poem to ruin your childhoods. Earned third place award for Contest's "Christmas Gone Wrong" competition.

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