[This story will have use of profanities and occasional minor suggestive themes] [FEMALE READER] Spring break; arguably the most strategically timed week off from school. It allowed for a breath of fresh air and organizing oneself as the end of the year came closer-which is just what every college student needs. You, specifically, favored the break over any other. Summer was too hot, winter too cold, and other whiles only lasted for a day. Spring was perfect. It was also the perfect time to check out the new horror attraction at the nearby theme park. You love scary stuff, and you love carnivals, so hey, why not get a job there? Little did you know that you'd soon be faced with a scenario that was not included in the job description.