FAMILY MATTERS Always

*FANFICTION*
An awkward, cheesy, but strangely cool genius, Steven Q. Urkel spent most of his adolescent years chasing behind his neighbor and the love of his life, Laura L. Winslow. Even though she rejected him an infinite number of times, his annoying persistence finally paid off, and...

He got the girl.

Right after they tied the knot, they relocated to Plymouth, Wisconsin, also known as the cheese capital of the world, to settle down and raise a litter of mini Urkels.
Now, after 23 years of blissfully strange marriage and four now adult kids, they decide it's finally time for them to move back to the place where it all started... good ole' Chicago.
Is Illinois ready for the return of their most uncoordinated resident? Or has Steve finally outgrown his nearly catastrophic schemes and behavior?
It's only one way to find out...