DICTIONARY OF DOOM
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Hey guys, right now this is @ArtemisThaliaKatniss and I am just advertising myself here--- go check out my stories; I have one fanfic and one story about a girl who could be killed for the sake of art... It's called It'll be Humans Next... Anyway Nilbo and I (ATK) have decided to write this dictionary based on Nilbos
@this is me again... NilboTheGizmo...
I am going to write a dictionary of all the words that I have made up.. Here it goes.. Enjoy
please comment on them and tell me which ones you found funniest!!!
here is a little blimps of what can be found inside.... the meaning, origin and example of these words... and more.....
Bully
Bilbo
Bobo
Bot
Gizmo
Gizbo
Gremlin
Gandolph
thanx guys
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