Let's get Nerdy and Dirty
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MatureOngoing16m
Last published Mon, Nov 22, 2021
Funny and Dirty pickup lines for book lovers and inquisitive minds. Only for entertainment purposes. Don't use it unless you want to get punched!
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this is just a work of fiction. an insight as to what its like in my head, the thoughts that i conceive. this contains mature content.
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