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Let's get Nerdy and Dirty

TheGallifreyanNate

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Parts 36
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Reads 179
Votes 1
Parts 36
Time 16m

TheGallifreyanNate

Mature

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Funny and Dirty pickup lines for book lovers and inquisitive minds. Only for entertainment purposes. Don't use it unless you want to get punched!All Rights Reserved

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