Summary: Cale gets stabbed. Everyone is angry. Must protect this idiot. Part 1 of the How to get a slacker life: step 1 - get stabbed series Notes: This is the first in a series I'm planning where Cale gets injured and has to stay at home with his many many protective friends and also hello slacking off. Don't worry more people will come in the following fics. EDIT: Thank you @Illumi_Senri for pointing out that the heart of vitality existed, I forgot about. Sry. Pls pretend that Cale temporarily lost the ability and so everyone is more protective than ever. EDIT 2: Fixed a few typos. EDIT 3: I re-read the whole thing and cringed so hard. (Several months after I posted this) So I rewrote a few paragraphs and removed a few things. I would literally like to apologize to everyone who read this because the theme from a few months ago had apparently completely forgotten how to use past tense:(