.. You want to hear a story, eh? One about treasure hunters? Haha, have I got a story for you! Pandora... This is our home. But make no mistake - this is not a planet of peace and love. They say it's a wasteland, that it's dangerous, that only a fool would search for something of value here. Then perhaps I am a fool. But do not be fooled by what Pandora appears to be. There was a legend... Many people tell it. The legend of the vault. My father would always go on about the Vault; even with his dying breath. Advanced alien technology. Infinite wealth. Fame. Power. Women. So you can understand why some little kiddos who hear the stories grow up to become Vault hunters. Well, I have a story you may not believe. But I tell you it is true. The legend of the Vault is real! And it is here on Pandora.
... Time for another one, I guess.
As you can see, it's another story, another world for Zero tor travel around and flex his superiori- Wait no?
NEVERMIND. Zero is here on babysitting duty- No I mean, he's bonding. Ah, he's here with his beloved daughter. An adventure between father and daughter? What could possibly go wrong!? Certainly not a bloodbath triggered by her crippling anxiety and homicidal tenancies!...
Zero: Fuck off ... You've gone and jinxed it you asshole.
You shouldn't be here bro 🗿...