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N's Whacky Adventures

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It's a joke fic of mine, originally just making a joke oneshot, but then decided to turn it slowly into a funny messed up universe of chaos and crazy humor. If you want to laugh, well, this might make you laugh I guess, crazy humor is involved. References to other stuff. So... enjoy? Parodies and crossovers are to be expected. Thus far I got Star Wars, Red vs. Blue, Undertale, Mario, Pokemon, LEGO, C&C, StarCraft, a lot of references. Too many for me to count and more planned.
There is also lowkey shipping I guess, though the main trait of this tale is the chaos SMG4 style or my attempt at doing so.

Only OCs are just, uh, alternate versions of the characters. Police Officer J, Sith J, Jedi N, the usual. Oh yes there is also N's Sister, who might yet gain her own story. Yes, N has a sister in this. Is this the first time for that? (Now there are officially some OCs of mine, who are probably recognizable, I only own my OCs)

(Now with plot!)All Rights Reserved

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| SMG4 brainrots !!! (smg4 one-shots ) | by inklingbeing_newmain

Hi!!! it's me again,Aj,inkling_being...Whatever you wanna call me. as you know I have 2 not AT ALL nearly going to be finished smg4 fanfictions I mean...that's not Mario is probably going to sadly turn ONE YEAR OLD in a couple of months and I've recently been working on the smg4 au distasteful,and I have a another smg34 fanfiction idea that I hope to make soon..and so I won't be working on 100000 fanfictions at once as I think of more ideas for fics..why not make a one-shot books to let all of those ideas out? this book also may be used for art aswell perchance so uh...ty for being patient with me for my mar4 book,I'll update it if I can💔

I don't know what I'm doing! (Discontinued due to remake) by cosmic17robot

So... What if you- Well, not You, but another version you had been transported into the world of murder drones? How will you react? What will you do? Let's see. (Hi, so... this is my first fic, I'm so nervous about this. I'll try my best to be worth your while.) [I don't own murder drones, credits to glitch and Liam Vickers.] Most impressive feat: 3# in murder drones!!! How? Don't ask me, becouse I don't know either!

Murder Drones: The Ultra Drone (READ DESC) by DuckRai43437

Note: to all the readers wondering why I un-published and republished the story for a second time this is due to some things I was paranoid about like getting hate, doxxed, threatened due to how bad the bad side of the Murder Drones fandom is but it would be a shitty thing for me to do to unpublish it. Also I'm not sure if I want to do a remake anymore like I said. And I have no current desire to continue the story past chapter 10 Serial Designation L once a disassembly drone now turned into a ultra drone with the purpose of curing the drones from the solver and undoing a lot of what the solver did and also taking down JcJenson but all of this wouldn't be a easy task for him. Note: This is a murder drones au (alternate universe) so there will be changes from the original story but it will follow a similar timeline to the original murder drones ALSO L WON'T BE THE ONLY OC and this is NOT A Y/N OR X READER STORY! This is also my first fanfic and the first time I ever write a story so I might write more stories in the future or this will be the only one. Also feel free to tell me any mistakes I made in the story. I'm open to criticism and comments. Also the reason for the mature rating is because of swearing and some gory scenes. THERE WILL BE NO SEXUAL SCENES AT ANY POINT. There'll be no harem but there will be a little bit of romance. I Do not own murder drones. Murder drones is owned by Glitch Productions, Liam Vickers and their original creators. I also do not own the image used for the cover the only thing that was changed was the text.

N x Uzi oneshots ig by -Cyn_Sin-

Hiiiii :), I'm kinda new so don't make fun of my writing uhh yea I take requests I will do angst, some smut, lemon and more if asked so yea (No illegal stuff) and please no furry stuff...(not a hater it's just... people ask for smut of them as furries and i kinda dont know how that works...? I hope yall understand what im tryna say):3 (idc hate me on the cover I just chose something random i will probably change later)(changed it btw it ain't my art so yea) I POST WHEN I WANNA NOT YOU, I >:3 Ima stop yapping

MD- With You Forever - A Werewolf AU by ZipZap_99

A story about how an angsty teen befriends an overoptimistic murderer and both start developing feelings for each other. This story is about how much a person can change your life and the perspective you look at the world. About how hesitation can lead you to one of the worst pains. About how your ego can shadder your dreams and brings you to the loneliest reality you never wanted to imagine. About... love. Good ending btw :D (partially) Fluff, angst, self-harm, gore, cursing, sexual related themes. Also, alcohol is consumed in small percentage. (Not recommended under 13 reader) Cover by me. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW HUMANS OKAY!??!?!

QUICKDRAW!: DUAL GUNS by UnknownDreamsOfLife

(THE OFFICIAL REWORK OF THE ORIGINAL QUICKDRAW STORY!) Murder Drones Harem x Male Cowboy Reader ...Well, well, well! Looky who we have here! Ain't this a surprise, comin' around to hear this tale of me and some folks with a lotta grit and gutsy strengths! You don't know me, but you can probably tell what this is gon' be about! On our home planet, Copper-9 (which we technically rule over), some big ol' company named "JcJenson" wanted us dead meat! They sent these "Murder Drones" to come and kill us! However, me and an angsty friend of mine, are basically the lawmen for our sentient selves, the "Worker Drones"! (no need to thank us) So what did this great cowboy and his angsty gal-pal do to these so-called Murder Drones? Well, I used my trusty lasso, railgun revolvers, the cowboy hat and this boomerang I found, and finally settled this duel... ... ...Alright, we may have befriended some of them, but they're absolutely cool to be with! Try me, Fate! ACHIEVEMENTS: 04/13/24: #1 on "MurderDrones" 09/14/24: #1 on "Cyn" 10/15/24: #1 on "Lizzy" 1/1/25: #1 on "SerialDesignationN" & "GlitchProductions" 2/13/25: #1 on "SerialDesignationV" 2/27/25: #1 on "SerialDesignationJ"

Angels of death by DrYellow87

Have you ever wondered what could of happened if the focus of murder drones were the actual murder drones? Well in this story I will put the Murder drones back into Murder drones! Watch as N and his friends try to survive life with the disassembly drones in the months before being sent off to Copper-9. See V do what she can to try and save you beloved N from the horrible past she to runs from. And... other things. See unseen perspectives, new and original tales, and re-imaginings of concepts like absolute solver and the human race. And finally, watch it all come together on a familiar planet. All in the Angels of Death AU! Warning: This story is not advised for pure Nuzi fans. If you want to see a better depiction of your ship then this is not the story for you. P.s. I made this fic because there weren't enough eNVy fics being posted so I said "fine I'll do it myself". I hope you all enjoy my first ever fanfic. Criticism is key to making a good story so don't feel scared to have a negative opinion.

Uzi X N (For Nuzi Shippers) Murder Drones by TheMaskPupil_2

This is literally for Only Nuzi Shippers (or if you aren't a hater on this ship. you can read) tiny rules to follow: No Judging this book or those who ship it No attacking anyone No Questioning As To Why I made this No hate words or treats please Don't say "BuT UzI iS a TeEn AnD n Is AdUlT" in The Cabin Fever episode confirmed that The disassembly drones are the same age range as Uzi and her classmates, plus take this book as a Au of sorts. One murder drone OC is allowed here! _____________________________ if you don't like the ship don't wear it you may request an Chapter in which you'll be mentioned this book will be mainly around Nuzi but I'll let some of my other MD ships in _______________________ 18+ stuff whenever I feel like Murder Drones Ships I support ???????? Cover art made by me N x Uzi (Uzi x N) Thad X V Lizzy x Doll Murder Drone oc: B (she/they pronouns) ⚠️I Do not Own Murder Drones, All Of Murder Drones and its characters belong to SMG4 And SMG3⚠️

Gotta Go Fast! [Smg4 Harem] by StoryTeller_Tari

[Rebooted/Remastered] (An Smg4 Harem Fanfiction) | Sonic Oc Insert Meet the main protagonist of this story; Kenji Sonic Sokudo, or known as Sonic by everyone. Kenji wasn't from the Smg4 Universe originally. Shocking, right? Kenji was born in another world, on an island called Christmas Island and he was born as a blue hedgehog. Not just any ordinary hedgehog as he was born with extraordinary untapped power and amazing speed. Growing up, Kenji never knew his real parents as he was mostly raised by his guardian Longclaw. Longclaw warned 7 year old Kenji about using his powers, but Kenji was the exact opposite and loved showing off. Kenji was a fun and happy kid, who loves enjoying life to the fullest. However, one night, everything changed for the worse. A powerful entity came through a portal, seeking out a current blue hedgehog and for the 7 mystical gems that are hidden away. Kenji, being just a kid and fully unexperienced in combat, was very terrified as he watch his home go up in flames and Longclaw was definitely no match for the monster. So, with little energy she has left, she summoned a portal ring to another dimension and gave Kenji the 7 Chaos Emeralds for him to guard now and pushed him inside the ring, having it close before his eyes. That was the last time Kenji saw Longclaw and the poor kid was heartbroken beyond repair. Many years later, Kenji was living his life as he was adopted by a female older hedgehog, making her his very own mother. Kenji moved on from the past, but it's still a sensitive topic to bring up. Kenji became a pretty strong hedgehog over the years, thanks to his mother. Kenji wanted to look for new adventures to begin as he left his home in search for one and what's better to start an adventure with an old friend he met a few years back. Join the brand new, way past cool, and wacky adventures with Sonic and Smg4 crew. Unfortunately for our blue hero, he'll attract many females. Time to blast off with Sonic speed!

The Fury Of A Wholesome Killer Boy 2: Turf Wars by SuperSpino

Following his victory over J, N has had a peaceful few weeks for him and his two girlboss teammates to relax and formulate a plan to stop the Solver and its spread. But, as worker drones begin to mysteriously drop dead across the city, the trio unveil something concerning: There are three murder drone squads that have entered the city, and they are not meant to be there. Filled with a collection of colorful and weird personalities and abilities, one sticks out for his immense ego and hatred towards N, for some reason. I guess N might had looked at him wrong or something. As chaos ensues over the rights for the remaining territory with a sizable worker population, a morose and guilty J is convinced by her human companion to set things on the right track with N, leading to the most unstable and messy teamup of history in the face of overwhelming odds. With 9 murder drones on the hunt, an old f̶̧͠r̶͚͋ḯ̶̪ë̸̪́n̴̘͗d̶͖̑ carving her way through N and V, and a truce that could break at any moment, N's got his work cut out for him. Good thing he has a crazy psycho friend, an angsty goth crush, and his own contained rage to help him through. Those 9 drones don't know who they've just provoked. The sequel to my first book, only just recently finished over on AO3 and now being published here. Technically a parody of Godzilla: King Of The Monsters, so theres that. Takes place before, during, and after Ep 5.

Behind Blood Red Eyes (Murder Drones x male reader) by Landiahazak

I know this is different from my usual content, but I love this web series. This is my first time trying true fanfic, so I can't promise it'll be as good as my more original stories; however, I will still do my best to stay true to the original's content. This is also my first time dealing with some swearing, and I will keep it restricted to the ones used in the show. Additionally, I'm sorry to burst your bubbles, but this is NOT a reader x character story, it's only a reader insert. Finally, this story will have slower updates since I have to wait for the next episodes to come out; I unfortunately can't see into the future. And now, if you're still interested, I will not keep you waiting any longer. Note: I'll be splitting the episodes into parts, otherwise they would be too long. Plot (Y/N) is a worker drone living in the bunker with his mother; however, calling the place safe is misleading because not only are the savage disassembly drones constantly trying to get in, but every few weeks someone goes missing without a trace. When (Y/N) is dragged into the den of the beasts terrorizing his home, he's soon forced to go down a long and twisted rabbit hole, while discovering that there's more to him than meets the eye. All characters belong to their rightful owners.

Murder Drones: The Maid, The Solver, and the Aussie by CaptainGalileo

-To say that Tessa had an interesting life would be an understatement, watching her parents die would suck for most but eh Tessa never got close with them, losing her drones however that sucked, now she's joining Jc Jenson to get them back starting with J. -my murder drones au where Tessa doesn't die and the space suit girl is really best aussie - cover by my friend bluejayz - will have some minor ocs as side characters but not the main focus - i do not own "murder drones" Glitch and Liam do, I am simply making a fanfic where my fav character didn't die

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"𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝." A star crossed impromptu road trip with the soon-to-be worlds greatest detective won't stir up too much trouble, will it? ...That is, until this little road trip becomes you and L up against all of Wammy's House trying to track you down, coupled with an ever growing criminal record. Not to mention; All of Wammy's includes future serial killer Beyond Birthday - who is a little too keen on finding you first. Everyone loves a good game of cops and robbers, right? ~♡~some chapters under construction!! Thank you for understanding :)~♡~ ☆From the perspective of a fem! Reader -- she/her pronouns used. ☆Teen/Young adult AU - L is 17 years old at the beginning of the story (turns 18 during ifyouknowwhatimsayin) ☆long chapters (2k minimum 10k top), dialogue heavy. TW: this fic gets pretty intense/horror-movie like at parts. Mature audiences only >:) contains swearing, sexual themes, and you know if BB is involved there is mention of violence/descriptions of said violence. No kiddies allowed!!

A Metroid and Murder Drones crossover by AgitatedCupela

New Cover! I originally had this written on a .txt file, so it is mostly copy-pasted. But anyway, the description. This is a story about, well, the title says it. A Metroid and murder drones crossover. Just a cool idea I had for a while. It took me a while for me to actually start writing this. I made the cover by using several models in Garry's mod. If you are wondering what map is used for the landscape, it is called "gm_boreas_night". For the best experience, I recommend getting some Metroid music, I listen to it all the time while writing this. Here is a link to where you can download some: https://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/metroid-other-m-soundtrack Please tell me what you think of this book in the comments! Disclaimer: I don't own some of the images used in this book. They belong to their original owners. I also don't own Murder Drones or Metroid. Best rankings so far: #1 in Metroid 4/5/2025 #1 in Samus 4/4/2025

Murder Drones: Gonna Have One Hell Of A Time (CANCELED) by TimberWorld-INC

STOP READING THIS PIECE OF COPIED CRAP!!! (I have a new Murder Drones story better than this, called Murder Drones: The Military Drone) K? Thx :) -Timberworld/ Tylerboi You're basically UnderFell Sans in this fanfic, and it's going through get Edgy in every way, shape, and form (NOTE: This took inspiration, From a Murder Drones Fanfiction called Quickdraw, So check that story out too, They deserve Credit too) (I don't own anything in this story, only the fanfiction)

Future Sight | Murder Drones by HadesLegacy

It started small, initially. Just an uncanny ability to beat anyone at chess the moment Jeze began playing. For some reason, his calculative abilities were off the charts, and it showed everywhere, from his mathematics to chess, you get the idea. Jeze was gifted in a sense, with an ability drones usually didn't tend to have. Things got way bigger when he found himself able to dodge all the attacks from the murder drone that had infiltrated his colony. Really, he had no idea how abnormal it was, to be able to simulate situations and figure out the optimal outcome for himself. And he was just beginning to find out.. . . . I got no plans for Uzi and stuff showing up at the moment, but I'll probably do it. Hopefully this turns out well, I got into Murder Drones and there aren't a whole lot of fanfics about it, so I figured I'd give it a shot. Considering I've never been able to make a fanfic solidly before though.. Yeah. Edit: Uzi showed up in the 3rd chapter lol.

Of Drones and Logic by Jackattack90909

After he threw himself off the Nemisis when he sustained a fatal injury, Shockwave awakens in a new body on a new planet but he isn't alone. He makes peace with the disassembly drones that live on the planet as well as take an angsty worker drone under his wing and soon discovers the existence of the Absolute Solver, an eldritch force of an A.I with an unknown origin that poses a great threat to the known universe. Shockwave and the other drones must find a way to stop the Solver but that's easier said than done; the crew must face a variety of enemies, both old and new, as well as what horrors that await them. :Credit for drawing the cover image goes to TheSpaceGuyGamer, not me: Expect spelling mistakes, especially at the beginning of the first few chapters since it was my first Wattpad story. (Shockwave x J and Uzi x N) I don't own Transformers or Murder Drones. Now on AO3

Drone of Speed by BasikLikesWriting

Chase had always been different from the other Drones. He knew it well. He was stronger, taller, faster, and armed to the teeth. He doesn't remember where he came from, he was saved by the WDF from the ice that imprisoned him and his memory bank was damaged horribly. Now, he lives with the other workers with an unknown past he both wished he knew of and didn't. This is a revamp of the original in a book format instead of a script format. Formerly known as Something Else Entirely. 12-10-2023 Rankings # 1 in glitchproductions out of 348 stories # 16 tessa out of 2K stories # 648 originalcharacterout of 79.2K stories # 31 murderdrones out of 1.9K stories # 46 smg4 out of 2.5K stories # 2 workerdrones out of 51 stories # 12 serialdesignationj out of 208 stories # 11 uzidoorman out of 181 stories # 2 ocxcanoncharacter out of 27 stories # 14 thad out of 168 stories # 40 serialdesignationn out of 353 stories # 214 serialdesignationv out of 285 stories # 573 uzi out of 682 stories I do not own Murder Drones, It belongs to Glitch Productions!

Murder Drone Evil!Au by AverageUsernameHere

(DISCLAIMER, THIS IS MY FIRST WRITING EXPERIENCE, So Any Bad Parts Are Either Just Because Im Bad At Writing Stories, Or My Autism Going Into Overdrive And Making My Brain Not Work Right) Basically, I Was Scrolling Through Messages On Discord, And Then A Friend Of Mine Sent Me A Whole Bunch Of Photos Of This Evil Au, I Dont Have Any Plans On Prioritizing This Project Because I Personally Think I'm Awful At Writing Because Sometimes I Can Have Bad Grammar, Lots Of Mis-spells And The Fact That I've never written Anything Before Doesn't Help, But I Plan On Doing A Lot For This Story Book, This Whole Thing Is My Take On The Evil Au, If You Dont Like It, Then Stop Reading. This Story Is About A Worker Drone, A Worker Drone With No Real Friends, Until She Meets N, A Disassembly Drone That Tries To Kill Her, But Surprisingly, They Find Out There Is A Problem On The Horizon, Greater Than Anyrhing They Have Faced Before Do Not Expect Frequent Updates, Although They May Happen From Time To Time

◤Sun and Moon◥ MD N x READER by Raphssmellyunderwear

Ill look after you. He said cupping my cheek. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Deeply sorry if I got the lore wrong, there may be some mistakes in the story, I'll try to watch out for them... (PLEASE READ!) Y/n is gonna be the same purple color as Uzi, purple, since it combines a lot more with the title of my story and lore...But if you'd like to imagine it with a diffrent colour thats completly fine! WARNINGS: -Foul Language -Violence -Harsh Themes -gore mentions She/her pronouns(sorry! Feel free to change it if you'd like.) Psst Hey did you know this story was actually inspired by the song "O sol e a Lua by Pequeno Cidadão" (sorry if it spelt it wrong)

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I don't know what I'm doing! (Discontinued due to remake) cover

Murder Drones: The Ultra Drone (READ DESC) cover

N x Uzi oneshots ig cover

MD- With You Forever - A Werewolf AU cover

QUICKDRAW!: DUAL GUNS cover

Angels of death cover

Uzi X N (For Nuzi Shippers) Murder Drones cover

Gotta Go Fast! [Smg4 Harem] cover

The Fury Of A Wholesome Killer Boy 2: Turf Wars cover

Behind Blood Red Eyes (Murder Drones x male reader) cover

Murder Drones: The Maid, The Solver, and the Aussie cover

ℝ𝕦𝕟𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 // 𝕃. 𝕃𝕒𝕨𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕥 𝕩 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 cover

A Metroid and Murder Drones crossover cover

Murder Drones: Gonna Have One Hell Of A Time (CANCELED) cover

Future Sight | Murder Drones cover

Of Drones and Logic cover

Drone of Speed cover

Murder Drone Evil!Au cover

◤Sun and Moon◥ MD N x READER cover

| SMG4 brainrots !!! (smg4 one-shots ) |

Hi!!! it's me again,Aj,inkling_being...Whatever you wanna call me. as you know I have 2 not AT ALL nearly going to be finished smg4 fanfictions I mean...that's not Mario is probably going to sadly turn ONE YEAR OLD in a couple of months and I've recently been working on the smg4 au distasteful,and I have a another smg34 fanfiction idea that I hope to make soon..and so I won't be working on 100000 fanfictions at once as I think of more ideas for fics..why not make a one-shot books to let all of those ideas out? this book also may be used for art aswell perchance so uh...ty for being patient with me for my mar4 book,I'll update it if I can💔