Here Lies the Lives Left at the Altar (On Hold)

When you go to a funeral, you expect three things:

1: Getting too emotional
2: Accepting a lot of empty apologies
3: Doing something stupid

What you don't expect, is a runaway bride jumping into your car and demanding you drive away as her frantic family and very angry groom chase after her.

#3 for Archer Calloway was listening to the crazy-eyed bride, Rosie Keller.

But as the two take a pit stop at a bar to work out what had just occurred, a couple of generous strangers buy them a drink. And then another. And then another... all to celebrate their "marriage".

And thus, the faux newlyweds decide to take advantage of their strange situation, and see how far they can take this unexpected, and hopefully fully-funded, honeymoon.

Not to mention, it would just be such a shame to let that road trip from Seattle to New York City- that's already planned out and paid for- just go to waste.

Because what harm can they cause that they haven't already?