The Joke & The Punchline
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Gotham City has faced all sorts of evil over the years, but none as horrible or chaotic as its very own Clown Prince of Crime: The Joker. The jester has caused death and suffering on a massive scale over the course of years. But what happens when a force of pure evil meets an equally corrupt companion? One who shares his destructive desires and nihilistic ideals? And how will these two bring their joke to all of Gotham?
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