My Annoying Idiot
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Ongoing12m
Last published Tue, Jan 11, 2022
Please stop reading. This was just for fun and I was supposed to continue it but I have some issues that I need to take care of.
This story includes 𝗦𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴(?) , Cringe(?) and 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳
This story contains ships like:
Espresso cookie x Madeleine cookie
Herb cookie x Sparkling cookie
And (probably)more ships.
I'm not going to spoil anything here ok
(This is my first fanfic so it might be bad)
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