The Roller Coster

"Can we pwease go to te faiw, mommy?" Piper asked her mother loudly and impatiently.
"Piper no, I have places to be. Ask Vicky." Her mother responded impationtiontly smothering on her red lipstick while tapping her buzzing earpiece repeatedly.
"Fine. I'ww go wif Wicky.", she turnes and began screaming loudly, "WICKY, I'WW GIFE YOU FIFY MONEYS IF YOU TAKE ME TO DA FAIW TO WIDE DA WOWWEW COASTEWZ" She pronounced badly
"Whatever Piper" She said making short and sweet
"Oh, Vicky!! You have to watch Anne's son today too. They will meet you at the fair."