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Sad Blart : Fall Cop

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Oras 1h 4m

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AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL.

Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on extra weight and his hypoglycemia has gotten worse. 

In this fan sequel Officer Blart is slowly becoming more and more depressed as loneliness and isolation take over. Damaging the very nature of his soul as he's haunted by traumatizing flashbacks, ignored by unloving shoppers, and just like his uncle grows a beard. These are his stories.  These are his experiences. Paul Blarts tragic downfall. 

 SAD BLART: FALL COP. 
The shadow man cometh! 

More chapters and stories of my experiences will be released soon - Paul



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Falling Pieces ni ModiMeatball

Peter Jones, A former soldier is now stuck at being a mall cop. When he gets approached by a person to maybe do some criminal work, He accepts. What he doesn't realise is who he is helping, and what that person has done or is capable of doing. Will he decide to keep his head down and stay silent, Or will he do something about it...

Death Bound: Life Support Edition ni AuthorARCurry

Life is full of ups and downs, there's no question about it. We're tossed through the ringer daily, constantly faced with challenges and left wondering how we'll deal with them. Will we give up, or will we try? Will we cave, or will we push through until we succeed? Will we whine and moan about our misfortunes as we dwell on them for years, or will we learn from them, shrug them off, and heal ourselves with laughter? I choose the latter, which is why I've collected these darkly, comedic short stories into this collection for your amusement. The world's a bit tense, so unwind and relax. I'll take it from here. NOTE: Death Bound: Life Support Edition can be purchased on Amazon or my website - ARCurry.com

His Story (boyxboy)[Finished] ni MerlinGrayson

Axel Victor is a 16 year old Junior who's life could be a lot happier. His mother is a drug addict and his Dad works to keep the house going. What does he do? He gets picked on for being openly gay and a "freak of nature". why? Because Axel was born with the ability to see Aura's. His hair is as black as a ravens back and his eyes are an unnatural glowing blue color. Each Aura, to Axel, is different. The Aura's colors, depends on the persons Feelings, or personalities. One Day, walking down the street, Axel gets tangled up in a mess he couldn't get out of. A mess where he finds his very first Purple Aura. What could that Aura mean? and why is this guy, after only meeting once, taking a big interest in him? and why is this guy, suddenly changing Axel's way of thinking? Is it the way he lives his life in a carefree way? or the adrenaline he feels when he's around him?

See You at the Bottom✔️ ni Obsidian_Thirteen

Growing up, TJ Detweiler always had grandiose visions for himself, his career, his life. Only, as the years went by and time edged inevitably forward, his visions shrank as he became more aware of what was likely and what was ridiculous. What were the delusions of a child and the goals of an adult. Imagine his dismay, perhaps even his terror, when he wakes up one day and realizes that he's given everything up. His hopes, his dreams, his aspirations: he's traded them all in to walk the path of responsibility and mediocrity. At twenty four, he's an office drone living in a two bedroom apartment with, of all people, Guru Kid, now known only as a buttoned-down drone named James, in another city, far from his friends, his family, and his old life. A desperate if cryptic email from Spinelli triggers a deep fracture in his soul. In a moment of existential desperation, TJ temporarily abandons his life, hops on a plane, and heads back to his old stomping grounds. Intent on finding Spinelli and helping her with whatever problem she now finds herself in, he instead finds himself being led through a long, dark, rainy night by Randall, who seems thrilled at the prospect of showing TJ what became of all their varied classmates...

Phenomenal Short Stories ni Aspiringwriterbuff21

Hello folks! Here is the first short story collection of 2025!!! Dive into a land of limitless possibilities! The fictional realm is a place where anything is possible! Mingle with funny characters, get lost into a world where escape is impossible! The fictional realm has it all!

A Bride For Rent (COMPLETED) ni RainyLisa

If you ask a normal person, How does it feel to be 25?? "A new bright age, for any gender to start thinking of how to settle down with his/her partner" Yes, that's the correct answer, I think it is for everyone but definitely not Jasper Wealth. He his not only a playboy who enjoy his life for f**king a h*le all around, but he also hates the word marriage. He never believes thier is something called LOVE OR MARRIAGE. His parents died at a very young age and he only has his Grandma left as his family. Even tho he his the only Son, His grandma never agree to him taking his inheritance at a young age, unless he turned 25. The day he turned 25, was the most happiest day of his life and he was all excited to take his money and of course start spending it's all ok drinks and party. But, What if his Grandma's has another plan in store for him. What if he will never get to collect his money unless he got married Will he agree to her wish or not?? And How is gonna find a perfect girl to play the role of his wife without being caught?? Find out with me in this short story full of laughter and funny moments!!!

A Little Bit Of Joy | ✔ ni wigglysubu

[Featured by wattpad romance, teen fiction, young adult and psychologicalnovel] Joy Jones was a seventeen-year-old kind and optimistic girl working in her grandpa's flower shop, but she had a secret. She was suffering from acute lymphoblastic leukaemia and wanted nothing, but to die peacefully. That was until Logan Kellerman, a young man with suicidal tendencies came storming into her life and stole roses from her grandpa's flower shop. Instead of running away with what he came for, he found himself falling deeper and deeper into her as she made his heart skip in delight, for she was, in her own words, a little bit of Joy. * * * from some of my readers of this book, thanks❤- ❝I LOVE YOUR STORY OKAY. THIS STORY AND YOUR WRITING- IT GIVES ME HOPE YOU KNOW.❞ - aimawrites ❝This is so different than so many stereotypical stories on here and i'm so glad i read it.❞ -lepus_leporis ❝They're both so poetic and beautiful and perfect for each other. GAHHhh I love them.❞ - alycecaswell ❝The way she vividly describes the world makes me so happy. Heat keeps rushing to my cheeks in pure euphoric joy. This book is making me so grateful for everything around me and I never want it to end.❞ - nylammeeyn [highest rank: 7 in sad] [cover by soulanatomy]

Morph [EDITING] || Wattys 2017 Winner ni hana_andromeda

"They took my sister. Now I'm taking her back." Seventeen years ago, humans started developing supernatural abilities. Comic books came true as the first person flew, created fire, mind-read. The world entered a new age where people who could do special things were revered and admired. That all changed when one man lost control of his power and unleashed a huge explosion in a crowded shopping centre, killing over a thousand others. A series of fights involving superhumans broke out, resulting in the destruction of multiple cities and hundreds upon hundreds of further lives lost. The government began hunting down those extraordinary people with the assistance of a specialised unit: trained in recognising different abilities. Suddenly powers became something scary, uncontrollable and dangerous, that nobody wanted to own up to having. Seventeen years after the Explosion, Amelie Rose Carmichael is the daughter of the man who is in charge of hunting down and imprisoning these people. She enjoys a comfortable life, protected from any threats against her. But when Amelie develops an ability without warning, she must try to keep it hidden from her family, her friends, and above all her father. Can she keep a secret? Will she use her powers to help the rebel organisation that has approached her? And what secrets are the people around her hiding? "Time's up, shape-shifter." ~ Adventure ~ Science Fiction ~ Superhero ~ ~ Highest Ranking: #1 in Adventure~ ~ WATTYS 2017 WINNER ~ ~Best Overall Book in the Fic Awards 2017~ ~Best Adventure in the Sapphire Awards Season One~ ~1st Place in Adventure in the Fiction Genres Reunite Awards~ ~1st Place in Adventure in the Shoot for the Stars Awards~ ~1st Place in Action in the Raven Awards~ ~Overall Winner in the Prose Awards~ © All Rights Reserved #ProjectSuper #WrittenInAction

Max and the Universe - Book I ni TheSpaceRings

What if there's a universe where this book is real? According to the multiverse theory-yeah, probably. And in that universe, 14-year-old Max Carsley is trying to survive being a teenager and a prince, all while living in a star-spanning civilization full of alien species, political chaos, and secrets that could shake the galaxy. Flying cars? Check. Wormhole portals? Check. Friends who actually make life make sense? Double check. Max's world is beautiful, messy, and more complicated than he ever signed up for-and the deeper he digs, the more he learns that ruling a planet is the least of his problems. This isn't your average Sci-Fi/Fantasy story. It's a cosmic mix of teen drama, space politics, and pure heart. And yeah, there's swearing. Yeah, it's a draft. But every chapter matters-so don't skip any.

-Parallel Paradise- ni ThatOneStupdKid930

Cover art made by: G. Paigh Norris (me) Story made by: G. Paigh Norris Writing made by: G. Paigh Norris Editing made by: _Lumi_Creations_ TW: Sensitive topics, Death, Violence, descriptive gore. MATURE: Language, suggestive language+ Charlie was an average person, but some people get into trouble by being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and Charlie was one of them. He's taken to a place called Paradise City, a utopia where nothing could go wrong... but it all does when he's forced into a job as a protector of the city and has to somehow get along with his teammates. (I'll add more to this later, I don't feel like writing anymore) (A Extra something.) Have you ever wanted to get out? Just run. You don't know where and you don't know why, but you want to get away. Well, come to Paradise City! Introducing the Paradise District, Synthwave City is home to the shores of the deep mysterious ocean, with palm trees and warm sand. The best vacation stop for your family! There's definitely no crime here... haha. Right? Next, the Neon District home to Neon City, it's almost like being a dream! Every building is covered with neon glowing signs, advertisements, and billboards flickering with dazzling holographic displays! And most definitely none of those advertisements are plagiarized... Next in line is the Fashion District, also known as the shopping district. A bunch of large malls, stores, etc... Most celebrities of Paradise City live there. Nothing special really. Fourth in line is the Manufacture District, (which should be last in line) nobody likes that place. No one. Fifth in line is the Retro District, a very old-fashioned town that no one goes to (mostly abandoned). It's based on the 1960s-1980s! NEXT!!! The Aqua District! It is home to Seawater City, a huge underwater city located in an air pocket in the ocean. It is known for its beauty and its creative and abstract architecture. Lastly is the #$(@*$ District. Anyway.

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Falling Pieces cover

Death Bound: Life Support Edition cover

His Story (boyxboy)[Finished] cover

See You at the Bottom✔️ cover

Phenomenal Short Stories cover

A Bride For Rent (COMPLETED) cover

A Little Bit Of Joy | ✔ cover

Morph [EDITING] || Wattys 2017 Winner cover

Max and the Universe - Book I cover

-Parallel Paradise- cover

Falling Pieces

Peter Jones, A former soldier is now stuck at being a mall cop. When he gets approached by a person to maybe do some criminal work, He accepts. What he doesn't realise is who he is helping, and what that person has done or is capable of doing. Will he decide to keep his head down and stay silent, Or will he do something about it...

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