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AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL.

Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on extra weight and his hypoglycemia has gotten worse. 

In this fan sequel Officer Blart is slowly becoming more and more depressed as loneliness and isolation take over. Damaging the very nature of his soul as he's haunted by traumatizing flashbacks, ignored by unloving shoppers, and just like his uncle grows a beard. These are his stories.  These are his experiences. Paul Blarts tragic downfall. 

 SAD BLART: FALL COP. 
The shadow man cometh! 

More chapters and stories of my experiences will be released soon - Paul



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