KonoSuba! Ah, Crap!
Dumby301
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  • Reads 9,236
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  • Parts 12
  • Time 1h 25m
Dumby301
Ongoing, First published Nov 26, 2021
aquacoffeecomedydarknessdumbassharemidiotsisekaikazumakonosubameguminromanceyuri
I opened my eyes. And lo and behold, I found myself not looking into a place of wonder but instead, I saw a scrawny-looking Japanese dude wearing a tracksuit.

I think the quote for this type of situation was "When in doubt, Scream."

And scream I did.

-Sentient Fucking Plant, Circa 2052, Axel.
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