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KonoSuba! Ah, Crap!

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Reads 9,225
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Parts 12
Time 1h 25m

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I opened my eyes. And lo and behold, I found myself not looking into a place of wonder but instead, I saw a scrawny-looking Japanese dude wearing a tracksuit.

I think the quote for this type of situation was "When in doubt, Scream."

And scream I did.

-Sentient Fucking Plant, Circa 2052, Axel.All Rights Reserved

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