chinese takeout {1}
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  • Reads 308,574
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  • Parts 22
  • Time 30m
Complete, First published Dec 27, 2014
❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞

❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞

❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞

☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂
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