moral of life
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Última publicación mié, dic 1, 2021
a little blue bird was flying south for the winter. As he was flying he froze because it was so cold,he droped in a near by feild.Very soon after a cow came along and shit on him. As the frozen brid lay there in a pile of cow shit, he started to warm up due to the cow shit on top of him.he soon relized he was warming up and coming back to life.As he lay there all happy and warm, he started to sing for joy!A passing cat heard him and came to see.The cat found the little blue bird under the pile of cow shit and dug him out, and ate him in one bite.
Moral of the story
1)not everyone who shits on you is your enemy!
2)not everyone who gets you out of shit is you friend!
and
3)if your in deep shit, its best to keep your mouth shut!
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