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"We're all insane at the end right?" Inside Job x Reader

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Parts 6
Time 2h 57m

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Congrats on being hired to work at Cognito.Inc! You have successfully proved your mental sanity and obsession with Conspiracies to be fitting for the Cognito. Inc Work Environment! We have given you the opportunity to work along side other individuals who are mentally insane! Now please, place a bag over your head, take some melatonin and fall asleep next your door with it unlocked and welcome yourself to a new chapter of your life! I mean, what's the worst that could happen to you?




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