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"We're all insane at the end right?" Inside Job x Reader

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Congrats on being hired to work at Cognito.Inc! You have successfully proved your mental sanity and obsession with Conspiracies to be fitting for the Cognito. Inc Work Environment! We have given you the opportunity to work along side other individuals who are mentally insane! Now please, place a bag over your head, take some melatonin and fall asleep next your door with it unlocked and welcome yourself to a new chapter of your life! I mean, what's the worst that could happen to you?




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✔Celestial Beauty by teaweeeee

Growing up, I always thought that there was something terribly wrong with me. Because while everyone else had no problem blindly following orders, I had always been more curious. I realized I wasn't the only one when I met my friends. We came up with a whole plan to wait until graduation and then leave. We were so close, until it all went backwards. All this time we thought that it was unlivable atmosphere outside of the barriers. That no one else dared to be curious. Turns out there was a real good reason for that. As they used to say, curiosity did kill the cat.

Taking Back What's Mine (In-Ho x Reader) ✔️ by riatoleratesit

[COMPLETED] ❝I love you with every single ounce in my body. Don't you ever doubt how much I love you.❞ - In-Ho/Frontman x reader (Y/N) fanfic !MATURE READERS ONLY! Triggers mentioned in introduction. - The story follows plot line of Season 2 Squid Games. Y/N and In-ho are childhood best friends, separated by distance when Y/N moves away because of her father's work. In the present Y/N is struggling and decides to join Squid Games to earn enough money to change her life around. Unbeknownst to Y/N her long lost beloved best friend runs the games and decides to play in the games with her. Hoping she'll recognize him-In-ho, undercover as Young-il, rebuilds their connection bringing back old chemistry from their past. Will the connection remain once she finds out his secret? Started: January 9, 2025 Finished: February 2, 2025 © riatoleratesit

Sanchez by dikshaprashar

Life It sounds beautiful right, magical even but, is it? Is it what you envisioned yours to be? i know i didn't envisioned mine, definitely not like this . So, out of bounds I never knew you can change this much yet I did. I had everything what others envied. Yet it wasn't enough. It's never is; you want more but, what did I wanted? I didn't know. Not this new I knew maybe the old me did but, this version is full of regrets, anger and resentment. Will this change? Will I be able to willingly open the doors and let someone in, anyone? Let them unlock what I doesn't have courage too? Will Sanchez let them open his heart? will the truth come out? ................... update: From 1st march 2021 update schedule : wattpad - once a week inkitt - once a week (a few days before wattpad)

The Godlynot by TheobaneCricket

Welcome to the dark comedy. Would you commit genocide for fifteen trillion dollars? Yes? Then step right in, take a seat, crack open a red bull and let's start the show. AI corporations have decided to build smarter than human machines in a stunt they publicly admit could end countless lives. All forms of AI regulation has been quietly lobbied to death, and scientists are scrambling to make the technology safe on hyper-unrealistic deadlines. In other news: A man has formed an intimate and devious relationship with a talking sex doll. But is she self aware, or is he falling head over heels for an inanimate object? A mentally ill youngster, who peaked in high school is completely failing to cope in a lonely world where humans have become the second smartest species on the planet. And the first ever AI-powered cult is spreading across the internet, (finally a god, that answers your prayers!)

The Cognito Files by lefemmerouge

Reagan Ridley thought the Shadow Board would choose her to be the head of the shadowy government organization, Cognito, after the departure of J.R. Instead, they chose her toxic, gaslighting father as the CEO. Distraught and unsure of what to do, she is intrigued when she learns that the puppet president has been killed by an assassin. She then works with her team members to frame someone else as the assassin and find out who the real killers are. Once she meets them, she comes with the idea of getting rid of her dad, so she can gain the trust of the Shadow Board, allowing her to become the CEO in his place. Reagan is prepared to do the impossible to get her father out of her life, even if one of her close work confidantes is unsure about her scheme.

CORONA by black-cypher

Set in 2023 on a parallel universe, fifteen patients in a drug experiment research facility have no choice but to fight against a mutated version of COVID-19 when researchers flee the building. Some patients have the placebo drug, while others unknowingly have the deadly virus mutating in their bodies. One thing isn't clear: Who has the virus, and who is killing off the rest? Best read in the dark with a black screen. Warning: This book has very disturbing content and briefly mentions suicide. Reader's discretion is advised. You've been warned. Read... or you're next. #23 in Conspiracy Theory Awards won (mostly Mystery/Thriller or Horror genre) 🥇 Creory Awards 🥇 The Pineapple Awards 🥇 The Quarantine Awards 🥇 Starlight Book Awards for Best Antagonist (Everyone) 🥇 The Quarantine Awards 🥇 The Coronation Awards 🥇 Billboard Novel Awards 2020 🎖 Most Popular Book (Library Promotes) 🎖 Library Recommends 🥈 in the Diamond in the Rough Awards 🥈 in the Library Awards 🥈 in the Discovering Elites Awards 🥈Noble Awards 🥉 Imperial Awards 🥉 The Pineapple Awards (Overall Winner) 🥉 Starlight Book Awards for Best Protagonist (Kiana) Started on: May 14, 2020 Completed: June 20, 2020 DISCLAIMER: This entire book is a work of FICTION and made for ENTERTAINMENT. Please do not misconstrue anything mentioned in this book as fact. Some of the things mentioned are based on conspiracy theories and nothing else. Please don't sue me, I only have a dollar to my name! #TheCoronation If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad, you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack (you may have heard about the Truyen malware hack). If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/story/223838014 Thank you.l

The Boy Who Read Minds ✔️ by veronicasoli

Highest rank: #1 in Teen-Fiction and sci-fi romance, #1 mindreader, #2 humor Aaron's special power might just be the coolest- or scariest- thing ever! It's always helped with his bad-boy reputation, his rightfully arrogant all-knowing intimidation seemed to go a long way with his love life and somehow also his education. Until he met Violet, one of the smartest girls in school; a girl he's been using for years, zoning in on her mind to ultimately cheat on exams and steal the title of valedictorian. Until one day, Violet failed him. Her mind wandered all over the place- her parent's divorce, her breakup, and he couldn't help but sympathize. But Violet's a smart girl, who knows how long it'll take before she finds out. Aaron depends so much on his mind-reading capabilities that when they suddenly disappear- so does everything he hasn't worked for. His secret was like Samson and his hair, once it's told, the magic's all gone. Word count: [85,000 - 92,000] *** Copyright © 2021 #1 TEEN FICTION #1 mindreader #1 sci-fi romance #8 romance #2 humor #1 puberty #1 superpowers #1 sweet #35 comedy For business inquiries, please contact: wattpadveronicasoli@gmail.com BOOK 1 of the Mind Reader Series

The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?) by BeyondSTORY

#RealityCheck, #TheInvisibleInk, #TheStorm, #TheBreatheOfLife, #WTFMoments, #2025Stories, #Fiction, #Non-Fiction, #SciFi, #HowGodActuallyCreates, #WordsToLife, #IsThisJustAStory? Feels kinda familiar when you read the story? Well that's how the brain works, eventually it will come to a point where one think of something, it comes to life immediately. God Knows how to Play with Life too. He Never Left. Now this is the perfect time to let the real world crack open and the invisible come to the visible world. Speak of the words, and it must come. Well whatever dawg, after-all even our life's stories and memories are actually a written story too. And we're all living inside of it. No matter where you look or go, the result will always be the same. May come in a different form or time, but he's still the same. God would never leave his creations, Trust me with that. He's just on a vacation chilling and giving no fucks about the current reality because they all asked for it subconsciously.

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

Byte Back | 6 Underground by phoenixhewson

"This is a first-world problem," Two said. "Yeah, so?" One answered. "The coup wasn't a first world problem. Florence wasn't a first world problem. Foxwell doesn't-" "Foxwell is a very powerful first-world man. First world countries have a very powerful global impact. If people from first world countries are unhappy due to a personal problem, they will not be able to focus on other things until their personal problems are resolved. In other words, our actions won't have the support of privileged people because they will be too busy trying to get rid of their leaked dick pics." "You do know women also use that app right?" Four asked. One nodded, clearly annoyed. "Alright, just checking." One looked at me. "Do you have a question, Eight?" I subconsciously bit my lip. "Why does he look like Christian Grey?" "So that's why he looks so familiar!" Five said at the same time One exasperatedly said, "Fuck my life." »-§-« In which an ordinary girl is forced to join six ghosts to haunt the living. This book is what I would imagine the second movie (6 Underground 2) would be like. That is why this book is "Book Two." The original movie (6 Underground) is "Book One." STARTED: April 21st, 2020 COMPLETED: May 12th, 2020

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✔Celestial Beauty cover

Taking Back What's Mine (In-Ho x Reader) ✔️ cover

The Godlynot cover

The Cognito Files cover

The Boy Who Read Minds ✔️ cover

The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?) cover

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) cover

Byte Back | 6 Underground cover

✔Celestial Beauty

Growing up, I always thought that there was something terribly wrong with me. Because while everyone else had no problem blindly following orders, I had always been more curious. I realized I wasn't the only one when I met my friends. We came up with a whole plan to wait until graduation and then leave. We were so close, until it all went backwards. All this time we thought that it was unlivable atmosphere outside of the barriers. That no one else dared to be curious. Turns out there was a real good reason for that. As they used to say, curiosity did kill the cat.