Everything Wrong With Nostalgia Critic Vol. 1
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Here are my logs on everything that's wrong with Nostalgia Critic and why Doug Walker fails at being a critic, as well as a movie reviewer. Some of these contained my favourite movies, while others are movies that I believe had been judged too unfairly and not given a nice perspective, thanks to Doug and his narrow-mindedness.
To those who might already get confused, I've placed my own comments in these logs in the format of Timestamps from the video at the very top. They are where I put out problems, dumb jokes, skits and even skips to the next Timestamp whenever there's something full of cringe that I cannot personally stand.
I do not own the clips that I use in each log, as they were originally made by Channel Awesome, including Doug Walker. As for the rest of the images and clips I've used from YouTube, I do not own them all. This is all fair use.
Warning: These logs contained unfunny/irrelevant references, nonsensical comparisons, sex jokes, as well as toilet humour, and the same dumb critiques that Jeremy Scott from CinemaSins would make. And I'm not even talking about myself. I'm talking about Doug.
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Word lid van de grootste verhalengemeenschapOntvang persoonlijke verhaal aanbevelingen, sla je favorieten op in je bibliotheek en geef commentaar en stem om je gemeenschap te laten groeien.
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"Y/N,¿do you want to start over?" "Sure" ┍━━━━━━━★━━━━━━━┑ Cringy ass book 💀 ||Warnings|| || Blood/Injuries/angst || Kisses(?) || trauma || Swearing("not too much,bc family friendly Pghlfilms") Reminder: This is only a platonic relationship! (A/N): My English is bad, So there may be misspelling and mistakes while I write. So. Probably I'll fix it, or not who knows? Also thank you for reading the book! I really appreciate it! <3 ¡Reads! 500 →28/09/22 600 → 30/09/22 700 →02/10/22 800 →07/10/22 900→ 09/10/22 🎉1K → 14/10/22🎉 🎉2K → 31/12/22 🎉 🎉3K → 03/1/23🎉 🎉5K → ??/??/23🎉 🎉6K → 30/4/23🎉 ┍━━━━━━━★━━━━━━━┑ This book is already finished, thank you all so much for the support and reading. Stay safe! With love. -Author.
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