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That Yale Thing: A Patrick Bateman x Luis Carruthers Story

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Parts 6
Time 19m

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ALTERNATE TITLES: "This isn't even a shipping fic", "Patrick Bateman's Bizarre Adventures", "Undertale Psycho"
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This is a crack fic (a nonsensical story) that was requested by my sister. 
Disclaimer: I've watched American Psycho three times now: one to see if the movie was too inappropriate, one to watch it with my sister, and another one to watch it again since my sister kept falling asleep the last time. I kinda have an idea of how these two behave and stuff but I might exaggerate a bunch. This story will be written with a third-person narrative. The scene begins just before Patrick tries to kill Luis.All Rights Reserved

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