Twisted Humor
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Última publicación sáb, ene 10, 2015
When Mitchel Barker wakes up he realized that today was the day to stay in bed, but of course he still gets up to find his whole world has been shattered ,and boy is he screwed. So now he has to find the one thing that can help him a sacred sword that will help him to hopefully regain some fragment of being normal. But as many know this will not be easy. So sit down get comfortable and don't ask questions cause Ill just tell you the same thing "read the dang book" so lets begin with some
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