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The Once-ler wants three things in life: fame, fortune, and a huge skeleton dick up his ass.
Unfortunately, things don't go the way he wanted to. 
You can never have everything in life.
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i wrote this because i hate myself please break my fingers
satire
smut + angst, idk if there's a happy ending
would update every 5 years, im slowAll Rights Reserved

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