Al Gore Goes to Dairy Queen
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MatureComplete Thu, Dec 2, 202111m
Yep. It's the 9th installment of a horrible series where Al Gore goes to fast-food chains for no apparent reason whatsoever. If you've read the first 8 of these, you should know what to expect. Also, this one is weird, and I just kinda ran out of ideas at the end lol.
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