Greek God's Don't Exist

Greek Gods don't exist. Nope. Not real. Don't exist, let me define myth for you, a traditional story, especially one concerning the early history of a people or explaining some natural or social phenomenon, and typically involving supernatural beings or events. AKA NOT REAL. Demigods, nope, monsters like the minotaur. No way. No Athena, no hell hound. And definitely no half brother named Percy Jackson. I am not a daughter of Poseidon, and there is no thing called camp half blood. Because none of it's real. No, definitely not real! My name is Katrina Fawle [Pronounced Cat- er- e- na] I've gone to plenty of schools, a lot of schools, plenty of schools. I guess I should tell you now if you're reading this you may not want to, you don't want to get sucked into this stuff. Honestly, leave now and do not, ever glance at this story again. In fact bury whatever you're reading this on, ditch it. Do not tell your friends about it. I wish I could again believe that Greek Myths aren't real. Let me start from the beginning or better yet, myself. Okay, let's go. I'm ADHD and Dyslexic... Oi, this is impossible I'll just have to tell you the story.