My Smoothest Pick-Up Lines
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Last published Sat, Jan 1, 2022
I'm smooth like butter π§ when it comes to pickup lines. my friends hate me because I will turn something in a conversation into a pickup line, or I will turn a something that's currently happening into a pickup line. I'm smooth on the spot, I'll sometimes warn the people I'm talking to I'm about to say a pickup line, but mostly I'll add a "/jk" at the endπ
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