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TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death

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Reads 97,398
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Time 6h 59m

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"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." 

Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen?

"Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out."

or,

in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing.

or or,

a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.All Rights Reserved

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Feels like Home || SBI by BumbliestofBees

Tommy Henry was anything but normal. Rude, obnoxious, loud and most importantly; lonely. No one wanted him, and he didn't want them. When Phil Watson catches word of a certain blondes predicament, he takes it upon himself to foster the boy. Tommy's world changes, for the better or for the worst? Well that's up to the Gremlin to decide "Welcome Home Tommy" ------------------------------ // THIS STORY USES TW SUCH AS EATING DISORDERS, PANIC ATTACKS, ABUSE, DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE, VIOLENCE , DEATH AND MENTIONS OF SUICIDE // // If Tommy, Phil, Techno, Will or anyone in this story shows any discomfort to this, I will take it down // Started: 20/02/21 Finished: 28/08/21 Word Count: 57, 737 ------------------ #1 in Ph1lzaminecraft #8 in Sleepyboisinc #12 in Ph1lza #1 in sleepyboysinc #1 in Dreamnotfound #1 in Ranboolive #1 in Jack Manifold #3 in Awesamdude #6 in Ranboo #1 in Sleepybois #10 in Karl Jacobs #9 in SBI #1 in FoolishGamers

In Times of War by Ijustwantedcheese

Tommy's home is one of the many casualties of this ongoing war he knows nothing about. This not pog to say the least. But as least he can do whatever he wants being one of the only survivors and all right? Wrong! But hey now it's his job to figure out what the heck is going on and find someone who can help him. Luckily for him he finds some information that could lead him to getting help and finally escaping this nightmare of a place. These unsuspecting victims.... I mean people will now have no choice but to love Tommy and protect him in anyway they can. (Also on ao3) (this is literally my worst fic so I would recommend reading any of my other ones instead lol)

It's Okay, It's a Strategy (to ensure I remain) by careecentisbored

( One of the robbers rushed towards the two boys only to be stopped by a dart to the abdomen. He promptly collapsed and started writhing on the ground, shouting profanities. "What the hell- what the fuck are in those?" Torpedo stared at Tommy incredulously. "Ink." Tommy smiled. "Dude- that could kill someone-" "Oh. Oops." ) In which Tommy is a vigilante who works as a barista with his best friends, who aren't even aware of his secret hobby. Unbeknownst to Tommy, his friends have secrets as well. ‼️THIS IS ENTIRELY PLATONIC‼️

Ironvine by BlueeFlower

"I stole your brother's crown," Tommy spat, his breath ragged. "I tried to steal your mother's necklace. I cursed you out. I ran away-over and over again." His voice cracked, frustration spilling into something almost desperate. "So why the hell would you fucking care?" Technoblade tilted his head, considering. Silence stretched between them. Then, with the certainty of someone stating a fact as simple as the sky being blue, he answered. "You shine like the sun." Tommy blinked. He let out a short, incredulous laugh-half-broken, half-breathless. "I'm literally the worst fucking person you could pick to care about." "And yet, I do." OR Tommy is the lost prince, kidnapped at 5 and left at 10. But he's a menace and decides it's a smart idea to steal a crown from the royal family. -- This fanfic is also out on AO3!! (https://archiveofourown.org/works/61201051/chapters/156396613 ;under the name Bluee_Flowerr)

Duchenne (DSMP Superhero AU) by ArtyNicotine

Warning: If you comment anything, some characters may hear you. (Techno, Dream, One person will be heard by Wilbur, Phil, ect) "It's okay mate, Dream can't hurt you." The boy lowered his knife, tilting his head. A taunting gesture that Dream commonly used. "Did you catch him?" Thanatos looked away and Seiren busied himself with his hair. Icarus glared at both before turning back to the masked boy. "No... he got away." The masked boy's head tilted down. Thanatos and Seiren readied themselves to hear regret and terror, just like everyone else they freed from Dream's grasp. Instead, the boy let out a sinister chuckle. "Good." AKA Dream being a terrible person and SBI being decent human beings. ALSO! I will be putting this on AO3 around about March so if you see that it's not someone copying this, just me wanting to put this on a platform more people will read it on.

Slime-Cycle (Humble Beginnings) by shroom_mush_

In a world filled with superhumans, the powerless charlie cycle struggles to keep his life together. It only gets worse when on his way home hes pulled into a choke hold and shot. But instead of dying, his life was saved by the sentient living slime who holds a few.... secrets. When charlie finds out about said gooper, The slime gives the excuse that, they cant leave Charlie's body yet, since, he still isnt fully healed from the bullet wound. Being to tired to argue, he puts up with the slime for the next few months. In which time, the slime was able to convince him to go out for one night as a vigilante, just to try it :) unfortunately, that one night led to a run in with the most dangerous villains in the city, the syndicate. Causing him to get roped into the syndicates plan to take over the government. Although things only get worse when he finds out the syndicates number one target, is his childhood best friend jschlatt, who charlie lost contact with once he got into the presidency. Things only get worse and worse over time as he gets more and more involved with this anarchist scheme. Chaos ensues Along with....other, plots of revenge. (TW) -Death- -Blood- -extreme gore/mutilation- (very little) -suicide- (very little) -derealization- -dissociation- -murder- -alcohol- -manipulation- WORD COUNT: 203,836 Sunny Anderson school is credit to @memoryboy. including many aspects of this story that have been influenced and sometimes even copied from certian fics (though I try my best to make it original), such as Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians, Tommy's ultra important Keychain, and possibly a couple others that I can't remember. All these details have been improvised to fit the plot, and or, are relatively small such as; character names, character interactions, character aspects such as powers, some concepts for fights/battles that characters may get into. . . . #1 slimecicle jan. 18 2023 #9 superhero Aug. 28 2023 #1 slimecicle jul. 31 2024

fatalism (allium duo) by cxtboy_

Book 1/5 --- ". . ." Time flew by faster than he had thought. "The more I trust, the less I see. The less I see, the more I trust." A quote that's been uttered in the back of Tommy's mind whilst hanging out with a certain enderman hybrid, he wondered what would go wrong. Nothing. Or at least that's what he had thought at that very moment. He'd never knew that he'd see the day where everything went downhill in a snap of his own fingers. --- DISCLAIMER : this is not meant to be skewed into any sort of shipping. this is all platonic. i will strictly not associate with any reading list that implies that this is anything but that. please do not forget where both ranboo and tommy's boundaries are placed and poppytwt please gtfo. thank you. --- this fanfic can be abbreviated to FL (for example: fl!tommy , fl!ranboo , fl!tubbo , etc.) --- tag places: #1 in angstfic - 3.5.22 #28 in alliumduo - 3.9.22 #1 in angstwithbadending - 4.25.22 #1 in dreamsmpangst - 10.29.22

'i don't have anywhere else to go.' - a sleepy boys inc story by farenh1te

"Tommy? What- it's 2 in the morning-" Phil is shaken from his half awake daze at the sight of Tommy, on his doorstep, looking like he's been through hell and back. "Hi. I-I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I stay-" Phil interrupts him with a soft, "Come in." started 17 jan 2021 finished 8 feb 2022 wow okay fuck wilbur soot i should have had worse things happen to him CW for swearing - no really there's a lot of swearing i'm warning you now TW for cutting/self harm, physical abuse, panic attacks, vomiting, ed, depression, anxiety, flashbacks, PTSD, nightmares, kidnapping, alcohol abuse, domestic abuse if i need to add any other tw's i will do so - if you want me to add any just ask and i will :) no romance, purely platonic family dynamic (some dreamnotfound but not shipping any of the main characters) THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE IRL PEOPLE IN ANY WAY. if they are uncomfortable with this i will take it down immediately.

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