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Dumbass!

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Reads 46,092
Votes 1,450
Parts 21
Time 1h 12m

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Dream is one of the strongest mafia members. George is a spy from another mafia. But what if the mafia's team up and Dream and George have to be partners?All Rights Reserved

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Not Your Number One//dreamnotfound by honknotfoundwastaken

Dream and George grew up together, they had been best friends since they were children when George moved to America. They were both your stereotypical best friends, always together. Dream was quickly loved by everyone when they entered middle school, meaning so was George. When George came out, Dream didn't care. Maybe that's when George started to fall for him. However when high school came around, and when Dream made the football team, everyone else started to fall for him too. - TW's/CW's- Underage drinking Underage drug use Slight nsfw eating disorders/calories Throwing up (one scene in chapter 6) Violence Blood S*xual assault (one scene in chapter 15, unwanted kissing) Homophobia/slurs (Will be adding to as the story goes on) - #10 in crewboys 9/12 #68 in Punz 9/13 #2 in footballau 9/13 #1 in nikkinihachu 9/15 #6 in schoolau 9/25 #10 in George 9/26 #2 in angstwithhappyending 10/2 #4 in karlnap 10/12 #73 in school 10/13 #2 in George 11/29 #4 in dnf 11/29 #5 in highschoolau 11/29 - •1K- 9/12 •5K- 9/16 •10K- 9/19 •15K- 9/21 •20K- 9/24 •25K- 9/26 •30K- 9/29 •35K- 10/2 •40K- 10/5 •45K- 10/8 •50K- 10/12 •55K- 10/17 •60K- 10/23 •65K-11/01 •70K- 11/10

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