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What Happens In Hogwarts Stays In Hogwarts

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Time 10h 23m

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We have all been led to believe that Hogwarts is a good, decent, morally upright place to send your witch or wizard for schooling....Wrong! Read about the sexiest, funniest, outright immoral things the students and staff get to behind closed doors, and they start getting real. This ain't your kiddies Potter books, people! One shots, short stories, and love flowing all around in England's prestigious wizarding preparatory school. Disclaimer: This isn't for kiddos, and a lot of this is meant to be funny, so a lot of sex humor, drug use, and teens and adults being weird about love, so don't read if you are offended by that kind of thing...All Rights Reserved

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To my Roommate, Draco Malfoy by HAPPYKIDDI

Platinum Blonde hair, aristocratic features, cold hands gripping her thighs, sweet nothings, vulgar words and moonlit eyes showing how badly he would be damned for her. Annalise wanted all of it. She never wanted anything this bad. She never asked for anything than to wake up with him every morning. She never expected to fall for her nemesis. She never expected to fall for someone who's afraid of falling. She never expected to fall for a boy with traumas. She never expected to fall for the boy who had hurt her. She never expected to fall for her roommate. But she did. And now it's fucking her up. ◆ Warning: Matured Content, suitable for readers above the age of 17. It includes harassment and vulgar use of words, I suggest you read it at your own risk.

Magic and Other Misconceptions [Discontinued] by Chad_Ashco

As a highly esteemed school for young wizards and witches over the age of 21, Hogwarts has always been a dream every witch and wizard sought after. Charm and Lillian are on their way to possibly becoming the most famous witches there are when they are suddenly sent off to attend. What happens is up to them, but either way, it will be parts strange, parts cliche, parts comedic, and parts romantic, almost all in ways they never expected. [This story is discontinued, but a new one with the same loved characters-and more-will be up soon!]

The homosexuals go to Hogwarts (aka Solangelo teaches at Hogwarts) by gordanramseysdumpy

Idk why i called it that but thats what came to my mind Solangelo goes to Hogwarts to teach... fun stuff for dyslexic teens to do on their average weekend. (not really. but hey, what would I know, SHOUT OUT TO ALL THOSE DYSLEXIC TEACHERS OUT THERE idk if ur struggling but ur probably not having fun *that last bit goes to all teachers*) Guess what, this story has solangelo yay! Basically its your stereotypical solangelo goes to Hogwarts fanfiction, i hope you like it, sorry if you don't. There will be drarry so just you wait. (now i'm singing hamilton, thanks me)

A Little Insight by DrAgOnLOvEr34

Being woken up too early by friends, Teen Angst, Draco/Harry, and more! Oh My! Come read and see inside of the heads of some of the Harry Potter characters in short word prompts! What fun does Harry get into outside of classes with his friends? How about some sweet Draco and Harry moments? Want a look in Harry's head during and after the war? Click to come and read! (May be OOC)

FILTH | PANSY PARKINSON by strawhatsirius

TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual abuse, suicide, self harm, ED. Slytherin's use any means to achieve their ends. Desperate to get out of her betrothal to her cousin Evan Rosier. After learning of her betrothal she made it her life mission to seduce Draco Malloy into marriage. Her one way ticket away from the monster of her cousin's family. Things turn awry when a certain Gryffindor catches her eye. Pansy can't seem to keep away from her.

Opposites attract by ChloeFovargue

A new girl comes to Hogwarts but she has a hidden identity. Will everyone still adore her when the secret is out....

Underneath the Mistletoe by ever3tt

It's Harry Potters first year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry and so far he's managed to survive up until Christmas. Now the holiday season has rolled around and the two week vacation is days away. Unfortunately it seems Harry will be spending this Christmas alone due to the fact that his new friends, Ron and Hermione, are both going home to see their families. Then Harry catches word that The Malfoy Heir will also be staying for Christmas. What good could possibly come from this? A/N: This fanfiction starts while The Golden Trio is in their first year at Hogwarts and keeps going up until their later years. This means that it's a bit of a slow burn. First Chapter Published : August 2016 Last Chapter Published : November 12th 2017

The Plan by ahopelessromantic15

It's Adira Rose's and James Sirius Potter's final year at Hogwarts and they're head boy and girl, which sadly for them, mean there stuck sharing their own common room - I mean what could be worse than being in such close proximity with the person you hate? But don't worry they both have a plan, they're going to make themselves irresistible, so much so that the other will be begging for them. Then what will they do? They'll turn them down, and then they'll forever have one up on the person they loathe oh so much. ☞︎James Sirius Potter x OC☜︎ ☞︎Dual POV☜︎ ☞︎Harry Potter Next Gen☜︎ ☞︎AU where both wizarding wars happen but everyone lives (bar Voldermort)☜︎ ꧁All the characters that come from the Harry Potter Universe belong to the writer of the books - Dobby꧂ Highest Ranking: - #1 in Muggleborn

Hag Tales by Squibstress

The life of Minerva McGonagall as seen through teachers, students, friends, and lovers. A collection of short tales of a legendary creature native to the Highlands of Scotland.

Neighbors by themaurauderswhore

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To my Roommate, Draco Malfoy cover

Magic and Other Misconceptions [Discontinued] cover

The homosexuals go to Hogwarts (aka Solangelo teaches at Hogwarts) cover

A Little Insight cover

FILTH | PANSY PARKINSON cover

Opposites attract cover

Underneath the Mistletoe cover

Hag Tales cover

Neighbors cover

To my Roommate, Draco Malfoy

Platinum Blonde hair, aristocratic features, cold hands gripping her thighs, sweet nothings, vulgar words and moonlit eyes showing how badly he would be damned for her. Annalise wanted all of it. She never wanted anything this bad. She never asked for anything than to wake up with him every morning. She never expected to fall for her nemesis. She never expected to fall for someone who's afraid of falling. She never expected to fall for a boy with traumas. She never expected to fall for the boy who had hurt her. She never expected to fall for her roommate. But she did. And now it's fucking her up. ◆ Warning: Matured Content, suitable for readers above the age of 17. It includes harassment and vulgar use of words, I suggest you read it at your own risk.