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What Happens In Hogwarts Stays In Hogwarts

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Parts 59
Time 10h 23m

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We have all been led to believe that Hogwarts is a good, decent, morally upright place to send your witch or wizard for schooling....Wrong! Read about the sexiest, funniest, outright immoral things the students and staff get to behind closed doors, and they start getting real. This ain't your kiddies Potter books, people! One shots, short stories, and love flowing all around in England's prestigious wizarding preparatory school. Disclaimer: This isn't for kiddos, and a lot of this is meant to be funny, so a lot of sex humor, drug use, and teens and adults being weird about love, so don't read if you are offended by that kind of thing...All Rights Reserved

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A Little Insight by DrAgOnLOvEr34

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Opposites attract by ChloeFovargue

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The homosexuals go to Hogwarts (aka Solangelo teaches at Hogwarts) by gordanramseysdumpy

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To my Roommate, Draco Malfoy by HAPPYKIDDI

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Underneath the Mistletoe by ever3tt

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Underneath the Mistletoe cover

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The Best Friend (A Fred Weasley Fanfic) cover

Meeting Patronus | A Severus Snape Love Story cover

A Little Insight

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