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What Happens In Hogwarts Stays In Hogwarts

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Parts 59
Time 10h 23m

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We have all been led to believe that Hogwarts is a good, decent, morally upright place to send your witch or wizard for schooling....Wrong! Read about the sexiest, funniest, outright immoral things the students and staff get to behind closed doors, and they start getting real. This ain't your kiddies Potter books, people! One shots, short stories, and love flowing all around in England's prestigious wizarding preparatory school. Disclaimer: This isn't for kiddos, and a lot of this is meant to be funny, so a lot of sex humor, drug use, and teens and adults being weird about love, so don't read if you are offended by that kind of thing...All Rights Reserved

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The Plan by ahopelessromantic15

It's Adira Rose's and James Sirius Potter's final year at Hogwarts and they're head boy and girl, which sadly for them, mean there stuck sharing their own common room - I mean what could be worse than being in such close proximity with the person you hate? But don't worry they both have a plan, they're going to make themselves irresistible, so much so that the other will be begging for them. Then what will they do? They'll turn them down, and then they'll forever have one up on the person they loathe oh so much. ☞︎James Sirius Potter x OC☜︎ ☞︎Dual POV☜︎ ☞︎Harry Potter Next Gen☜︎ ☞︎AU where both wizarding wars happen but everyone lives (bar Voldermort)☜︎ ꧁All the characters that come from the Harry Potter Universe belong to the writer of the books - Dobby꧂ Highest Ranking: - #1 in Muggleborn

A Young Wizard's Journey - The Lost Tomb by ArcanicScrolls

Following the skirmish at the Ministry, Voldemort has stepped back out into the open. Once more his name is being uttered in harsh whispers, news of the dealings of his and his followers reaching the ears of the students. But you should be safe in Hogwarts.... right? Though Voldemort is not your only concern, a new task befalls you now. Searching an ancient and lost tomb. The resting place of one of the Hogwarts four. What ancient secrets will it hold? And what will happen when you eventually uncover them?

Drarry Oneshots by l_uminous

Welcome to my collection of Drarry one-shots! These will be fluffy (no smut). I don't have an updating schedule for this. I'd be happy to get suggestions! Please leave it in a comment on the first chapter (the "Welcome!" one), or message me separately. Thank you! WARNING: will be mentions of sexual content (no sex scenes), depression, death, and possibly other mature themes. DISCLAIMER: I do not own any characters from the Harry Potter stories. All characters and rights belong to JK Rowling. Cover art belongs to its rightful owner.

Hag Tales by Squibstress

The life of Minerva McGonagall as seen through teachers, students, friends, and lovers. A collection of short tales of a legendary creature native to the Highlands of Scotland.

You've Got Mail ➶drarry [COMPLETE] by werewolfluvr420

[COMPLETE FIC] In which Harry has an unexpected roommate, entertains a secret admirer, and learns something new about Draco's wand...

A Little Insight by DrAgOnLOvEr34

Being woken up too early by friends, Teen Angst, Draco/Harry, and more! Oh My! Come read and see inside of the heads of some of the Harry Potter characters in short word prompts! What fun does Harry get into outside of classes with his friends? How about some sweet Draco and Harry moments? Want a look in Harry's head during and after the war? Click to come and read! (May be OOC)

To my Roommate, Draco Malfoy by HAPPYKIDDI

Platinum Blonde hair, aristocratic features, cold hands gripping her thighs, sweet nothings, vulgar words and moonlit eyes showing how badly he would be damned for her. Annalise wanted all of it. She never wanted anything this bad. She never asked for anything than to wake up with him every morning. She never expected to fall for her nemesis. She never expected to fall for someone who's afraid of falling. She never expected to fall for a boy with traumas. She never expected to fall for the boy who had hurt her. She never expected to fall for her roommate. But she did. And now it's fucking her up. ◆ Warning: Matured Content, suitable for readers above the age of 17. It includes harassment and vulgar use of words, I suggest you read it at your own risk.

Meeting Patronus | A Severus Snape Love Story by MissVanhalen

[y/n] [l/n], an 18 year old girl from America transfers to Hogwarts in her 6th year of her wizard schooling in an attempt to build a new life and flee her painful past. A long time companion with loneliness and anxiety, [y/n] learned to fill the void in her heart with pills and unhealthy distractions. Despite this, she still yearns for connection and love even though she has a hard time facing others. She comes to Hogwarts to discover that she may be able to finally find strength within herself, friends to lean on, and the love of her life. What will ruin it all for her? Her trauma? Her forbidden love? Or her anxiety induced pill addiction? Can she finally find love and understanding in the arms of her Potions professor, who struggles in very similar ways? Disclaimer: Based off the original works J.K. Rowling. I do not own the characters Severus Snape, Harry Potter, and other original characters from the Harry Potter books. I own my other original characters.

The Room Of Hidden Desires by Hejsan_078

"Hear me out Harry," she continued, "both of us are under some amount of stress. It's not good to be that way. In order to release that stress, I figured we could practice some light bondage and well.... explore each other" Harry again could not believe what he was hearing. Hermione, his best friend, was suggesting that they should have kinky sex. Ron was definitely missing out on this. --------------- Harry attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He was in his 6th year of attendance alongside his best friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. During his years of education, there had been many plots to kill him by the evil Lord Voldemort. Voldemort had tried to kill Harry and his family before, but failed and was shunned from the wizard world. He would stop at nothing to exact his revenge and re-establish his horrifying credibility as a Dark Lord.Harry often took refuge with Hermione in the back of the library. They talked as the books would literally fly on and off the shelf with the assistance of magic. I AM SORRY PLZ I WAS IN 6TH GRADE...

Magic and Other Misconceptions [Discontinued] by Chad_Ashco

As a highly esteemed school for young wizards and witches over the age of 21, Hogwarts has always been a dream every witch and wizard sought after. Charm and Lillian are on their way to possibly becoming the most famous witches there are when they are suddenly sent off to attend. What happens is up to them, but either way, it will be parts strange, parts cliche, parts comedic, and parts romantic, almost all in ways they never expected. [This story is discontinued, but a new one with the same loved characters-and more-will be up soon!]

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The Plan

It's Adira Rose's and James Sirius Potter's final year at Hogwarts and they're head boy and girl, which sadly for them, mean there stuck sharing their own common room - I mean what could be worse than being in such close proximity with the person you hate? But don't worry they both have a plan, they're going to make themselves irresistible, so much so that the other will be begging for them. Then what will they do? They'll turn them down, and then they'll forever have one up on the person they loathe oh so much. ☞︎James Sirius Potter x OC☜︎ ☞︎Dual POV☜︎ ☞︎Harry Potter Next Gen☜︎ ☞︎AU where both wizarding wars happen but everyone lives (bar Voldermort)☜︎ ꧁All the characters that come from the Harry Potter Universe belong to the writer of the books - Dobby꧂ Highest Ranking: - #1 in Muggleborn