The Vampire Diaries Quotes
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Last published Thu, Feb 3, 2022
Hello everybody. This is a place where everyone is welcome, whether you are a fan of the vampire diaries or even if you are not (yet). Here, we can all share and discuss (in the comments of this book) our thoughts, feelings and love for that awesome serie/tv show that started in 2009 and ended 5 years ago, in 2017.
In this book, you will find all the quotes and iconic sentences of almost all characters of the show. Each chapter will be dedicated to a character. A few chapters can be a bit longer that others, depending on the character and their importance or appearance in the show.
I hope you enjoy the quotes and that you will be able to remember the awesome time we had while watching the show and I hope that this makes you watch the entire show all over again for the hundredth time.
P.s: I will try to include the most quotes I will be able to. And yeah, if you see that I missed a quote, don't hesitate to post it in the comments and I will mention your account when I will add the quote.
Thank you and enjoy your reading.
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When a solicitor comes knocking, there are a few responses. One) you ignore them. Two) you open the door and tell them to go away. And three) you set your massive guard dogs on them. Personally, I was in favor of ignoring the problem until it went away. But somehow, in this last decade, when my life became messed up, I was no longer able to use option one, two, or three. Karma was a bigger problem than I thought and, well damn, this could not be my life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISCLAIMER - I DO NOT OWN THE VAMPIRE DIARIES OR THE ORIGINALS. ALL COPYRIGHTS AND OWNERSHIP GO TO THE CW, JULIE PLEC, KEVIN WILLIAMSON, MICHEAL NARDUCCI, AND L.J. SMITH. I ONLY OWN MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AND DIALOGUE. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' This story is my completely rewritten version of His Hope (Book 2). This version is also available on Archive of Our Own (under the same username) and Fanfiction.net (under the username: ihappymac). Please do not steal my work; I have put a lot of effort into it.Complete
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You know, the idea of ending up in a fictional world such as this was supposed to be funny especially as Elena Gilbert because it could be throughly entertaining and disastrous. The best part, you're either dreaming a really long funny-messed up dream or you died and at least (most likely - hopefully) if you die you may end up back in your own body or you'll end up somewhere else you can mess everything up. Me? I happened to randomly wake up as Elena and considering my personality is much different from hers (and I've come to find extremely serious situations my favorite moment to laugh and be sarcastic) so I'm gonna mess everything up as much as I can. Do I really mind if I die? No. Why? Because I'm hoping once I die I'll either get home or end up elsewhere... being Sakura from Naruto would be entertaining, deadly, but entertaining This will end up being a Kai x Kol x Klaus x Elena x Tyler x Damon. It just wasn't decided until later. BOOK 1 : COMPLETED as of 4/22/2020 BOOK 2: Why Am I Elena Gilbert? 2: Dimension Traveling At Twilight. COMPLETED BOOK 3: Why Am I Elena Gilbert? 3 Oh, and The Avengers COMPLETED I DO NOT OWN THE VAMPIRE DIARIES. However I do own the plot twists-plot changes and Elena's personality change. THIS IS A STORY. IT IS FAKE. IT IS NOT REALISIM. NOT TO MENTION WHEN PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE LIKELY DEAD I DOUBT NORMAL FITS IN THERE. I REPEAT. IT. IS. FAKE. IT. IS. A. STORY. MOSTLY FOR COMEDIC AFFECT, NOT it's realism or real life accuracy.
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